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An elderly man was sitting alone on a dark path. He wasn't sure of which direction to go, and he'd forgotten both where he was traveling to...and who he was.

He'd sat down for a moment to rest his weary legs, and suddenly looked up to see an elderly woman before him.

She grinned toothlessly and with a cackle, spoke: "Now your third wish. What will it be?"

"Third wish?" The man was baffled. "How can it be a third wish if I havenÂ’t had a first and second wish?"

"YouÂ’ve had two wishes already," the hag said, "but your second wish was for me to return everything to the way it was before you had made your first wish. ThatÂ’s why you remember nothing; because everything is the way it was before you made any wishes." She cackled at the poor man. "So it is that you have one wish left."

"All right," he said hesitantly, "I don't believe this, but there's no harm in trying. I wish to know who I am."

"Funny," said the old woman as she granted his wish and disappeared forever. "That was your first wish..."

Imekää sitä sit, väsyneet.
Having a life is for those who need one.


(mä en ime, you do)

Rather anti-interesting nonsense rantings by me. Again. What the fuck am i doing here, ranting utter nonsense in english? Well, it must have something to do with the state of my mind, which, at the moment, is quite distorted, again. But nevertheless, i shall continue my ranting from now on, on an random and irregular basis. Why? Nobody reads this bs this far anyway, so i won't tell the answer.




Post Scriptum: To those sorry bastards who read this far: BWAHAHAHA. Sucks to be you.

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Kirjoita 2 ensimmäistä nimeäsi ja saat tietää millainen olet.

A: Tykkää juomisesta
B: Tykkää ihmisistä
C: On villi ja hullu
D: Hänellä on yksi parhaimmista persoonista
E: Hyvä suutelija
F: Sinua palvotaan
G: Toiset eivät määrää sinua
H: Hyvä persoona ja vielä paremman näköne
I: Rakastaa kaikkea hauskaa
J: Pitää tupakasta
K: Todella tyhmä
L: Kaikkien rakastama
M: Tekee seurustelusta hauskaa
N: Todella seksikäs
O: Paras panemaan
P: Tulee toimeen kaikkien kanssa
Q: Tekopyhä
R: Vitun hullu
S: Helposti rakastettavissa
T: Uskollinen rakkailleen
U: Tykkää rentoutua
V: ei tuomitse
W: Erittäin avara katseinen
X: Muut eivät määrää minua
Y: Yksi parhaimmista Tyttö/poika ystävistä, mitä voi olla
Z: Aina valmis