"Hi, i'm Jaffa.. Mint."
"Is that true?"
"Haha, i'm screwing with you! My name is Jaffa cake," *PRÖÖT* "what's yours boy?"
"Did you just fart?"
"It must've been you!"
"i would like a limited addition playstation 2 an x box 360 a replacement parrot pajamas with my name on them friends dvds series 4 a winnie the pooh teddy bear some sun screen a mars bar a calculator broadband with high speed megabite connection some glow in the dark stickers a gold fish named jaffa jr some AA batteries a remote control car a bed a laptop a new laptop the latest harry potter book a super man cake and a new parrot"