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hyvän maun rajoissa.

[Ei aihetta]Maanantai 12.01.2009 22:57

tällä mennään kaverit. <3.
puku on vähän violetimpi oikeesti..........
Kallerian raiskaama.

[Ei aihetta]Maanantai 12.01.2009 13:00

Autokouluun huomen :s
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huomio itselle:
älä enää ikinä nuku puoli yhteen sunnuntaina.!

[Ei aihetta]Sunnuntai 11.01.2009 23:00

You have an instant message from: ROSIE
Rosie: Who is this boy I heard you were kissing and slow dancing with on Friday night, Katie Dunne?
Katie: Can't talk, Mum. Mr Simpson is teaching something extremely important for the end-of-year exams, and it's vital that I listen.
Rosie: Liar.
Katie: I'm not lying. I'm sure it is important, whatever it is.
Rosie: Come on, spill the beans. Who was the boy?
Toby: Hi, Rosie.
Rosie: Oh, Toby, good timing. I was just quizzing my daughter on the mystery man at the disco on Friday night.
Toby: Oh, ha ha. News travels fast.
Katie: Don't tell her, Toby.
Rosie: So it's true?
Toby: Yep.
Katie: Yeah, and Toby was snogging the face off Monica all night as well.
Rosie: Oh no, Toby, not moany Monica.
Toby: Why do you two always call her that? She's not moan when she's with me.
Rosie: That's because we don't kiss her in front of everyone at school discos. So come on, darling daughter, bond with me and share details of this budding romance.
Katie: His name is John McKenna, he's fifteen, he's in the year ahead of me and he's really nice.
Rosie: Ooooh, an older man.
Katie: I know, Mum. I've got taste.
Rosie: What do you think of him, Toby?
Toby: He's OK; he's on the school football team. He's good.
Rosie: You'll have to keep an eye on him for me, won't you?
Katie: Mum! Now he'll never shut up!
Rosie: Did you have sex with him?
Katie: Mum! I'm fourteen!
Rosie: I see fourteen-year-old girls on the TV who are pregnant these days.
Katie: Well not me!
Rosie: Good. Did you take any drugs?
Katie: Mum! Stop! Where the hell would I get drugs from??!
Rosie: I don't know, but you see fourteen-year-old pregnant girls on TV who are on drugs these days.
Katie: Well not me!
Rosie: Good. Did you drink alcohol?
Katie: Mum! Toby's mum drove us to the school and collected us - when would we have had time to drink?
Rosie: I don't know. You see drunken pregnant fourteen-year-olds who are on drugs on the TV these days.
Katie: Well that's definitely not me!
Toby: What TV programmes are you watching?
Rosie: Mainly the news.
Katie: Well, don't worry; you've lectured me enough to know that it's stupid to do all of those thigs. OK?
Rosie: OK, but remember, kisses are nice but that's as far as it should go. OK?
Katie: Mum! That's all I want!!
Rosie: Good, now you two get back to your work. I expect you to get As in this subject.
Katie: We won't if you keep bothering us!

[Ei aihetta]Sunnuntai 11.01.2009 16:55

let's dance

[Ei aihetta]Lauantai 10.01.2009 19:05

Aunt Stephanie can't come because she is due next month and I don't think the pilot will let her fly because she's too heavy or something.

:''D
aaaaah

[Ei aihetta]Perjantai 09.01.2009 11:26

Where rainbows end
<3.

[Ei aihetta]Torstai 08.01.2009 16:03

oh goooooooooooooooooooooooood...........
:D

[Ei aihetta]Keskiviikko 07.01.2009 18:13

hemmetin 1-2 päivää -.-'''

[Ei aihetta]Tiistai 06.01.2009 22:55

huomen kouluun,
onneks Emppu on enkeli ja lainaa mulle ne kaks kirjaa :D
jeeee :)

[Ei aihetta]Maanantai 05.01.2009 14:37