Ill be the ticket if youre my collector
Ive got the fare if youre my inspector
Ill be the luggage, if youll be the porter
Ill be the parcel if youll be my sorter
Just for you heres a love song
Just for you heres a love song
And it makes me glad to say
Its been a lovely day
And its okay
Ill be the mail, youll be the guard
Ill be the ink on your season ticket card
Ill be the rubbish, youll be the bin
Ill be the paint on the sign if youll be the tin