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1. Looginen ratkaisu
http://www.boardofwisdom.com/printquote.asp?msgid=30309

2. Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poke me in the ribs and cackle, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals

3. 15 THINGS TO MAKE YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU'RE INSANE!!
1. Follow them around the house everywhere.
2. Moo when they say your name.
3. Run into walls.
4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine
6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"
7. Wear a sticker that says, "IÂ’m a retard"
8. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time.
9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"
10. Do what they actually tell you.
11. Jump off the roof, trying to fly.
12. Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people.
13. At everything they say yell, Liar.
14. Try to swim in the floor.
15. Tap on their door all night

4. Euroopan unionin kieliuudistus
http://www.boardofwisdom.com/printquote.asp?msgid=5149

5. Miesten ohjeita naisille:
http://www.boardofwisdom.com/printquote.asp?msgid=16690

(NOTE (thanks to endless ;D): 1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we. --> Ja Columbushan päätyi alkuperäisen määränpäänsä sijaan jonnekin aivan muualle xD)

6. Valehtelu kannattaa?
http://www.boardofwisdom.com/printquote.asp?msgid=28727

7. At age 4 success is not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is having friends.
At age 16 success is having a drivers license.
At age 20 success is having sex.
At age 35 success is having money.
At age 50 success is having money.
At age 60 success is having sex.
At age 70 success is having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is having friends.
At age 80 success is not peeing in your pants.

8. Kiinan alkeet
http://www.boardofwisdom.com/printquote.asp?msgid=57990

9. Moraalinen opetus: pidä kondomit autossasi
http://www.boardofwisdom.com/printquote.asp?msgid=32267

10. Autoiluajanvietettä
http://www.boardofwisdom.com/printquote.asp?msgid=23133

11. "You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'."

12. Liikuttavat viisaan tytön sanat:
http://www.boardofwisdom.com/printquote.asp?msgid=33683

13. So... the elephant says to the camel "why do you have 2 boobs on your back?" the camel replies "that's a pretty stupid question coming from someone who has a dick on his face"

14. 19 tapaa säilyttää terveellinen hulluus
http://www.boardofwisdom.com/printquote.asp?msgid=16687

15. Mitä se rakkaus tarkoittaa?
http://www.boardofwisdom.com/printquote.asp?msgid=42277

16. Teinien 10 käskyä
http://www.boardofwisdom.com/printquote.asp?msgid=19668

17. Vastausehdotuksia iskulauseisiin naisille (miksei miehillekin)
http://www.boardofwisdom.com/printquote.asp?msgid=26102

18. 112 kielen "Minä rakastan sinua"- sanakirja
http://www.boardofwisdom.com/printquote.asp?msgid=24493

19. 10 tekosyytä kun nukahdat töissä
http://www.boardofwisdom.com/printquote.asp?msgid=31260

20. Kaikki löytyy ajokortista....
http://www.boardofwisdom.com/printquote.asp?msgid=29564