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Meil on ain hyvät jutut Torstenin kans :D
Se päätti ol tulemat tunnille ni piti vähän hatemailia lähettää :DD

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Cirge: Where are you, BASTARD?! ;) :D

Torsten: Chilling out! ;-) Am I needed?

Cirge: Ha, bastard :D no, not needed, just would have liked to talk trash about the Germans :D have those fuckers send any e-mails about next meeting?? Btw, I HATE THEM! :D

Torsten: No nothing. It seems they are very busy today! Save the world and such kind of things

Cirge: Oh, yeah! Finding the cure for aids and saving the fucking pandas!

[after 10 minutes of boredom...]

Cirge: Oh my god, I hate you so much for not being here. It's so boring... I have to suffer this alone, financial investments! BLAAH... Why am I here?!... BASTARD! :D ;)

Torsten: Let me say it like this: you always get what you deserve :-D I'm still in bed and it is so great! Greetings

Cirge: Oh, FUCK YOU! :-@ I'll so beat you up next time I see you! ;) :D

[more minutes pass and boredom grows...]

Cirge: I'm sorry but you'll have to finish the SCM project on your own. I'm just about to commit suicide!

Torsten: Then I'll fly home tomorrow! B-)

Cirge: Better start booking your ticket then ;)

KYÖSTI PÖYSTI
[ ] olen erittäin sitoutumiskammoinen
[x] sodassa, rakkaudessa ja yleisessä vitutuksessa kaikki on sallittua
[ ] sorrun joskus rajuihinkin ylilyönteihin
[ ] elämä ON hirveää, kun sen oikein oivaltaa
[x] en kestä maailmanparantajia enkä natseja
[ ] olen neuroottinen ADHD-tapaus ja henkisesti 5-vuotias
[ ] välillä minulla on phil collins -darra
[x] en yleensä ajattele ennen kuin avaan suuni
[x] tykkään räiskintäpeleistä ja ammun myös hyvikset
[ ] jos menet, syön sun herkkukorin
[x] vaikka olen yksinäinen, en roiku esimieheni huoneessa
[ ] teen "herkkiä" biisejä
= 5

PEKKA ROUTALEMPI
[ ] nykyään melkein kaikki on jännää
[ ] ennen olin itse jännä ja maailma oli tylsä. nykyään toisinpäin
[ ] voin olla toisinaan hiukka naiivi
[ ] myönnettäköön: en ole aikaansaavaa tyyppiä
[ ] haluan käydä porvoossa sillä porvoo on jännä
[x] olen yksinäinen joten hölisen paljon
[x] juttujani ei kuitenkaan koskaan kuuntele kukaan
[ ] juice oli syvällinen henkilö, elävässä elämässä kiinni
[ ] jännä toi aggressio
[ ] olen kokenut luomisen tuskaa
[ ] en juo, mikä myöskin on jännä
[ ] anteeksi, eksyin taas jännän äärelle
= 2

RAUNO REPOMIES
[x] jos lääkkeet söi kala, ratkaisu: syö kala
[x] nykyään on huono maailma, terrorismi pauhaa
[x] olen niin sekaisin että enempää ei voi olla sekaisin
[x] pää on ihan dingdong, piripiri, tööttööt
[ ] kaikki lääkitys on ihan puhasta SCHEISSEA! JUMALAUTA!
[x] tykkään myös laulaa höpöjä
[x] jos kaipaatte mielivaltaista johtajuutta, minä olen miehenne
[ ] olen myös helvetin yksinäinen
[x] mummo on lajitoveri
[x] selitän usein maailman omituisimpia juttuja
[ ] tantraseksi ja martti ahtisaaren nobel-palkinto inspiroivat minua
[ ] kiivastun helposti ja huudan myös
= 8 x)

TOMMI NEPONEN
[ ] olen ainoa tolkun mies perheessäni/työpaikalla/missä sitten aikaani vietänkin
[ ] ihailen syvästi ihmistä, joka ei useimpien mielestä juuri ihailua ansaitse
[x] kykenen elämään ja työskentelemään hullujen keskellä
[ ] osaan pitää järjen kädessä...
[ ] ...eli tajuan mm. että itsemurhalla uhkailevia ihmisiä ei kannata provosoida
[x] haluan ymmärtää. välillä se on vaan hankalaa
[ ] pelaan mielelläni hiipimis- ja väijymispelejä ilman, että ammun kaikki
[ ] olen tavis, mutta ihan hyvällä tavalla
[x] kestän kavereiltani aika paljon
[ ] etunimen saisivat sentään muistaa
[ ] olen perheellinen ja arvoni ovat sen mukaiset
[x] huolehdin mielelläni muista ihmisistä
= 4

HELGA
[ ] olen aggressiivinen ja pienestä provosoituva
[ ] ja erittäin antifeministi! nainen on heikko
[1/2] toivoisin olevani vastakkaista sukupuolta
[ ] ...koska olin isälleni pettymys
[ ] on naisen oma syy, jos mies pettää
[x] kestän tiukassakin paikassa
[x] inhoan munattomia miehiä
[ ] mielipiteeni ovat aika jyrkkiä
[ ] vastustan naispappeutta
[ ] elämäni päätavoite on tehdä isä ylpeäksi
[ ] jenkit on hienoja ihmisiä
[1/2] kaverini pelkäävät minua välillä ja syytäkin löytyy
= 3

JUHANI KONTIOVAARA
[ ] olen maailman epäilemättä ärsyttävin tyyppi
[ ] ai jumankekka
[ ] mr media, that's me
[x] keksin omasta mielestäni nasevia juttuja, jotka ovat oikeasti ihan hirveitä
[ ] yövuorolaiset, hankkikaa parempi duuni. oikeesti
[ ] dallaspullan tuoksuinen ja -makuinen huomen on hyvä asia
[ ] olen objektiivinen rasittavuuteen asti
[ ] minulla ei ole kavereita, mutta väitän tiettyjä ihmisiä frendeikseni
[ ] jos käytätte sosiaalietuuksia väärin, paskaa huomenta
[x] puhun hyvin harvoin järkeä
[ ] tittelini vaihtelevat, olen tilanteesta riippuen mm. toimittaja, ihminen, tv-persoona
[ ] oikeasti olen idiootti
= 2

JUMALAUTA! Olen Repomies. Repomies olen. Hieno mies on Repomies. Ihan erimies on. Erimies on merimies. Merimies on tosi mies. Tosin kyllä kuolee aika helposti. Heti kun savukkeen kynttilästä sytyttää niin siihen seilori kupsahtaa.

Repomies: Tässä on maahan tullut kerjäläinen.

Pöysti: Toi on sun vaimos korsetissa.

Repomies: Täh?! JUMALAUTA!
Aina on väärät diat minulla.
Mitähän tapahtuisi jos kerrankin tulisin
ja nimenomaan yrittäisin näyttää vaimoni korsetissa...?

Pöysti: Me nähtäis maahan tullut kerjäläinen.

Repomies: Et solvaa minun vaimoa!


:DDDD

Mason: Work will not continue until we discuss our terms with management. Fist up, maternity leave.
Skipper: Maternity leave?..?... [looks under table] You're all male!


Skipper: It's great when somebody else makes sacrifices [a bullet hits the bobble-head hula doll] Nooooo! Medic!


Skipper: Gently now, you just wanna kiss the ground, just a little peck, a smooch like you're kissing your sister [Plane violently lands and the tires break off] I said kiss it!


[Bulb on the fuel guage is flashing]
Kowalski: Skipper, look!
Skipper: Analysis
Kowalski: It looks like a small incandescent bulb, designed to indicate something out of the ordinary like a malfunction
Skipper: I find it pretty and somewhat hypnotic
Kowalski: That too sir
Skipper: Right. Rico, manual!
[Catches the manual and smashes the bulb with it]
Skipper: Problemo solved
Kowalski: Sir, we maybe out of fuel
Kowalski: What makes you think that?
Kowalski: We've lost engine one, and engine two is no longer on fire.

Isabella Swan: Look, You gotta give me some answers.
Edward Cullen: Yes. No. To get to the other side. Uh, 1.77245...
Isabella Swan: I don't need to know what the square root of pi is.
Edward Cullen: You knew that?

---

Edward Cullen: And so the lion fell in love with the lamb.
Isabella Swan: What a stupid lamb.
Edward Cullen: What a sick, masochistic lion.

---

Edward Cullen: If you were smart, you'd stay away from me.
Isabella Swan: Ok. For arguments sake, let's say I'm not smart.

---

Edward Cullen: I don't have the strength to stay away from you anymore.
Isabella Swan: Then don't.

---

Isabella Swan: Did you follow me?
Edward Cullen: I... I feel very protective of you.
Isabella Swan: So you followed me.
Edward Cullen: I was trying to keep a distance unless you needed my help and then I heard what those low-lives were thinking.
Isabella Swan: Wait. You say you heard what they were thinking?
Isabella Swan: So what you... you read minds?
Edward Cullen: I can read every mind in this room apart from yours. There's... Money. Sex. Money. Sex. Cat... And then you, nothing. That's very frustrating.
Isabella Swan: Is there something wrong with me?
Edward Cullen: See... I tell you I can read minds and you think there's something wrong with you?

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Edward Cullen: I'm the world's most dangerous predator. Everything about me invites you in. My voice, my face, even my smell. As if I would need any of that. As if you could outrun me. As if you could fight me off. I'm designed to kill.

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Isabella Swan: About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him, and I didn't know how dominate that part might be, that thirsted for my blood. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.

---

Edward Cullen: You're like a drug to me. Like my own personal brand of heroine.

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Isabella Swan: Just don't leave me.
Edward Cullen: Where else am I gonna go?

Huom huom! (Mainostetaan nyt sit täälläkin kun mun päiväkirjaa käy lukemassa niin moni ;D )

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Satakunnan kovimmat pippalot tiedossa.
"Be there or be square!"

Pistäkää tieto eteenpäin että saadaan koko lääni messiin!

Everytime I think I'm closer to the heart
Of what it means to know just who I am
I think I've finally found a better place to start
But no one ever seems to understand

I need to try to get to where you are
Could it be, your not that far

You're the voice I hear inside my head, the reason that I'm singing
I need to find you
I gotta find you
You're the missing piece I need, the song inside of me
I need to find you
I gotta find you

Oh yeah
Yeah yeah

You're the remedy I'm searching hard to find
To fix the puzzle that I see inside
Painting all my dreams the color of your smile
When I find you It'll be alright
I need to try to get to where you are
Could it be, your not that far

You're the voice I hear inside my head, the reason that I'm singing
I need to find you
I gotta find you
You're the missing piece I need, the song inside of me
I need to find you
I gotta find you

Been feeling lost, can't find the words to say
Spending all my time stuck in yesterday
Where you are is where I want to be
Oh next to you... and you next to me
Oh I need to find you... yeah

You're the voice I hear inside my head, the reason that I'm singing
I need to find you
I gotta find you (yeah)
You're the missing piece I need, the song inside of me
I need to find you
I gotta find you

You're the voice I hear inside my head, the reason that I'm singing
I need to find you (I need to find you)
I gotta find you (I gotta find you)
You're the missing piece I need, the song inside of me
I need to find you
I gotta find you

Yeah, yeah... I gotta find you

I've always been the kind of girl
That hid my face
So afraid to tell the world
What I've got to say
But I have this dream
Right inside of me
I'm gonna let it show, it's time
To let you know
To let you know

This is real, this is me
I'm exactly where I'm supposed to be, now
Gonna let the light, shine on me
Now I've found, who I am
There's no way to hold it in
No more hiding who I want to be
This is me

Do you know what it's like
To feel so in the dark
To dream about a life
Where you're the shining star
Even though it seems
Like it's too far away
I have to believe in myself
It's the only way

This is real, This is me
I'm exactly where I'm supposed to be, now
Gonna let the light, shine on me
Now I've found, who I am
There's no way to hold it in
No more hiding who I want to be
This is me

You're the voice I hear inside my head
The reason that I'm singing
I need to find you, I gotta find you
You're the missing piece I need
The song inside of me
I need to find you, I gotta find you

This is real, this is me
I'm exactly where I'm supposed to be, now
Gonna let the light, shine on me
Now I've found, who I am
There's no way to hold it in
No more hiding who I want to be
This is me
You're the missing piece I need
The song inside of me (this is me)
You're the voice I hear inside my head
The reason that I'm singing
Now I've found, who I am
There's no way to hold it in
No more hiding who I want to be
This is me

I probably shouldn't say this
But at times I get so scared
When I think about the previous
Relationship we've shared

It was awesome but we lost it
It's not possible for me not to care
and now we're standing in the rain
But nothing's ever gonna change until you hear, my dear

The 7 things I hate about you

The 7 things I hate about you oh you
You're vain, your games, you're insecure
You love me, you like her
You make me laugh, you make me cry
I don't know which side to buy
You're friends, they're jerks
When you act like them, just know it hurts
I wanna be with the one I know
And the 7th thing I hate the most that you do
You make me love you

It's awkward and it's silent
As I wait for you to say
What I need to hear now
Your sincere apology
when you mean it, i'll believe it
If you text it, i'll delete it
Let's be clear
Oh I'm not coming back
You're taking 7 steps here

The 7 things I hate about you
You're vain, your games, you're insecure
You love me, you like her
You make me laugh, you make me cry
I don't know which side to buy
You're friends, they're jerks
When you act like them, just know it hurts
I wanna be with the one I know
And the 7th thing I hate the most that you do
You make me love you

And compared to all the great things
That would take too long to write
I probably should mention the 7 that I like

The 7 things I like about you
Your hair, your eyes, your old Levi's
When we kiss i'm hypnotized
You make me laugh, you make me cry
But I guess that's both I'll have to buy
Your hand in mine
When we're intertwined, everything's alright
I wanna be, with the one I know
And the 7th thing I like the most that you do ooh
You make me love you
You do

You can watch disaster
Yes, without pain
See a million people
Standing homeless in the rain

You can read about it
Be outraged
You can change the channel
Turn the page

It is somebody's problem
Not your problem, no
You can try to forget it
Close your eyes

Chorus:

Looking out through the eyes
Of a sweet baby girl
Try to see what she sees
Out of this crazy world
Looking out through the eyes
Of a sweet baby boy
Try to see what he sees
In a world been destroyed

Hey you, it's time to look alive
Hey you, we gotta help those kids to survive

Listen people, can't you see?
It's between you and me,
We can change destiny
You and me, we must agree
To step out tragedy
Find a way set them free

Looking out through the eyes
Of a sweet baby girl
Try to see what she sees
Out of this crazy world
Looking out through the eyes
Of a sweet baby boy
Try to see what he sees
In a world been destroyed

(You can make a difference)
Don't pretend you can't see that
(Can't go pretending)
Don't pretend you can't see that
(You can make a difference)
Open your eyes
Open your eyes

Looking out through the eyes
Of a sweet baby girl
Try to see what she sees
Out of this crazy world
Looking out through the eyes
Of a sweet baby boy
Try to see what he sees
In a world been destroyed

Yo 2008
It's time to open your eyes man!

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You CAN make a difference!