IRC-Galleria

Jingle Bombs

Dashing through the sand
With bombs wrapped to my back
I have a nasty plan
For Christmas in Iraq

I got through checkpoint A
But not through checkpoin B
That's when I got shot in the ass
By the US military

Oh jingle bombs, jingle bombs
Mine blew up you see
Where are all the virgins that
Bin Laden promised me

Oh jingle bombs, jingle bombs
Your soldiers shot me dead
The only thing that I have left
Is this towel up on my head

I used to be a man
But every time I cough
Thanks to uncle Sam
My nuts keep falling off

My bombing days are done
I need to find some work
Perhaps it would be much safer
As a convenient store night clerk

Oh jingle bombs, jingle bombs
I think I got screwed
Don't laugh at me because I'm dead
Or I kill you


Ps. Also remember songs such as 'Oh, Holy Crap', 'Bin Laden Is Coming To Town' and 'SILENCE night'