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This is the situation: There is a beautiful princess trapped in a castle guarded by a dragon. Here is the end of the story with different kind of metalheads as knights.

* POWER METAL
The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and makes love to her in an enchanted forest.

* THRASH METAL
The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princess and fucks her.

* HEAVY METAL
The protagonist arrives on a harley, kills the dragon, drinks a few beers and fucks the princess.

FOLK METAL
The protagonist arrives with some friends playing accordions, violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep (because of all the dancing). Then all leave........ without the princess.

* VIKING METAL
The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his mighty axe, skins the dragon and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals her belongings and burns the castle before leaving.

* DEATH METAL
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and kills her, then leaves.

* BLACK METAL
The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it in front of the castle. Then he sodomizes the princess, drinks her blood in a ritual before killing her. Then he impales the princess next to the dragon.

* GORE METAL
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in front of the castle, fucks the princess and kills her. Then he fucks the dead body again, slashes her belly and eats her guts. Then he fucks the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and fucks it for the last time.

* DOOM METAL
The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks he could never beat him, then he gets depressed and commits suicide. The dragon eats his body and the princess as dessert. That's the end of the sad story.

* PROGRESSIVE METAL
The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo of 26 minutes. The dragon kills himself out of boredom. The protagonist arrives to the princess bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques and tunes he learned in the last year of the conservatory. The princess escapes looking for the 'HEAVY METAL' protagonist.

* GLAM METAL
The protagonist arrives; the dragon laughs at the guy's appearance and lets him enter.
He steals the princess' make up and tries to paint the castle in a beautiful pink colour.

* NU METAL
The protagonist arrives in a run down Honda Civic and attempts to fight the dragon but he burns to death when his moronic baggy clothes catch fire.

● KIRJOITA 12 ELÄINTÄ,SIINÄ JÄJESTYKSESSÄ KUIN NE MIELEESI TULEVAT.
(ÄLÄ MUUTA JÄRJESTYSTÄ / ÄLÄ JÄTÄ MITÄÄN MIELEESI TULLUTTA ELÄINTÄ KIRJOITTAMATTA.)


1. Pesukarhu
2. Koira
3. Jänis
4. Lohikäärme
5. Leijona
6. Hylje
7. Kissa
8. Kissamaki
9. Lepakko
10. Mursu
11. Marsu
12. Norsu

● KUVAILE JOKAISTA KIRJOITTAMAASI ELÄINTÄ YKSIKÖSSÄ MUUTAMALLA SANALLA.

1. Jumalainen! :D
2. Aws<3
3. Pomppiva jumala
4. Ihq ja mahtava
5. Komea
6. Viskin tuoksuinen
7. Äkäinen
8. Raidallinen poingpoing :D
9. Lesbo
10. Viiksekäs, iso filosofi
11. Pörrönen pallo
12. HUUUGE mutta söpö

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ELÄIMET KUVASTAVAT:

1.MITÄ AJATTELET ITSESTÄSI. – Jumalainen! (:DDDDDDDDDD)

2.MITÄ YSTÄVÄSI AJATTELEVAT SINUSTA. – Aws<3 (Lol ö_Ö)

3.MILLAINEN OLET KOULUSSA/TÖISSÄ. – Pomppiva jumala (:DDDD)

4.MILLAINEN OLET SISIMMÄSSÄSI. – Ihq ja mahtava

5.MILLAINEN OLET HUMALASSA. - Komea

6.MILLAINEN OLET PARISUHTEESSA. – Viskin tuoksuinen (:DDDD)

7.PARASTA YSTÄVÄÄSI. - Äkäinen

8.ENTISTÄ TYTTÖ/POIKAYSTÄVÄÄSI – Raidallinen poingpoing

9.TULEVAA TYTTÖ/POIKAYSTÄVÄÄSI. - Lesbo

10.VANHEMPIASI. – Viiksekäs, iso filosofi (:DDD)

11.MILLAINEN OLIT LAPSENA. РP̦rr̦inen pallo

12.MILLAINEN OLET 10 VUODEN KULUTTUA. РHUUUGE mutta șp̦ (LOL masentavaa)

ROCHESTER:

"Allow me to be frank at the commencement. You will not like me. The gentlemen will be envious and the ladies will be repelled. You will not like me now and you will like me a good deal less as we go on. Ladies, an announcement: I am up for it, all the time. That is not a boast or an opinion, it is bone hard medical fact. I put it round you know. And you will watch me putting it round and sigh for it. Don't. It is a deal of trouble for you and you are better off watching and drawing your conclusions from a distance than you would be if I got my tarse up your petticoats. Gentlemen. Do not despair, I am up for that as well. And the same warning applies. Still your cheesy erections till I have had my say. But later when you shag - and later you will shag, I shall expect it of you and I will know if you have let me down - I wish you to shag with my homuncular image rattling in your gonads. Feel how it was for me, how it is for me and ponder. 'Was that shudder the same shudder he sensed? Did he know something more profound? Or is there some wall of wretchedness that we all batter with our heads at that shining, livelong moment. That is it. That is my prologue, nothing in rhyme, no protestations of modesty, you were not expecting that I hope. I am John Wilmot, Second Earl of Rochester and I do not want you to like me."

EL MARIACHI:

"You want me to shoot the cook?"

AGENT SANDS:

"No. I'll shoot the cook. My car's parked out back, anyway."