IRC-Galleria

"I usually have to be in love with someone to have that kind of an orgasm."
"Maybe Ray is the one!"
"Well, your clitoris seems to think so."

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"You don't just wake up one morning and become a lesbian."
"Oh, I forgot to tell you, I'm a fire extinguisher!"
"And I'm a shoe, I always wanted to be one and poof, now I am!"
"I don't think she's a lesbian, I think she just ran out of men."
"Well then you go on strike you don't eat pussy!"
"...Did you just say 'eat pussy?'"

"They met at my gallery, I introduced them!"
"Poof, you're a pimp."

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"I want a bourbon, and I wanna go down on you. Not necessarily in that order."