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McFly admit fan sex often happens on tour, they can't envisage a second date with groupies.
Frontman DANNY JONES says, "Yes (I sleep with fans). But I don't think it's possible to have a relationship with a fan, particularly if she wakes up every morning and asks you for your autograph."

So now you're huge teen idols, does that mean you cant go out and get wasted?

Tom: Yeah, we do stuff like that.
Danny: We just don't get caught!
Tom: People expect teenage guys to do that kind of stuff.
Harry: Its not like were not allowed to. We're not doing anything illegal.

Do you go out hobnobbing with other celebs?

Harry: Fuck that. Its so shit, its bollocks.
Dougie: The whole celebrity thing is bollocks.
Tom: Its so horrible to think of yourself as a celebrity.
Danny: I mean, we've been to a few of those clubs, you've got to experience it.
Harry: We go to take the piss. There are so many people who dress like they're famous, in weird hats. So we get on the dance floor and rip the shit out of them.

Are there any famous people you hate?

Tom: Apart from each other?
Dougie: I hate Daniel Radcliffe [who plays Harry Potter].

Why?

Dougie: Cause hes a cock.
Harry: Harry Cocker.
Dougie: Id like to poke him in the eye.
Tom: Poke him in the what?
Dougie: In the eye.

Have you ever pulled a celebrity?

Danny: We wish!

Who's your fantasy celeb shag?

Danny: Theres so many! Okay, Kimberley and Sarah from Girls Aloud, Katie Melua, Rachel Stevens



If Rachel said she wanted a threesome with two of you, would you do it?

Danny: [enthusiastically] Yeah!
Harry: Definitely!

Three of you in bed at the same time?

Danny: Yeah, that'd be funny! It would be awesome.

Would there be ground rules about touching each other?

Dougie: Nah, fuck it. That's up to Rachel!
Danny: Oh, I'm getting a boner!
Harry: What, talking about sleeping with us?
Danny: No, sleeping with Rachel.
Harry: Yeah, damn right.

If you had to sleep with one of the group, who would it be?

Danny: I wouldn't sleep with any of this lot.


For a million pounds?

Tom: No.

Five million?

Dougie: Five millions a lot of money
Danny: Yeah, probably would! Just shut your eyes and imagine it's a fanny!
Harry: Get them to shave their bum.

A million to suck them off?

All: Oohhhh! [laughter]
Dougie: Id get really, really, really
Danny: Fucking leathered.
Tom: Really pissed so you don't know what you're doing.
Dougie: How long would you have to do it for?

Until the money shot.

Harry: Ahhh! But you don't have to swallow?

A million and a half if you swallow.

Danny: Ohhh, fucking hell!
Tom: Two million to swallow.
Danny: Fuck that! Id fucking puke for the rest of the week.

So whos got the biggest knob?

Danny: Me.
Tom: Dougie.
Dougie: Hes shrimpy.
Danny: I got mine out the other day and it was fucking small, I admit. It was fucking cold. Its normally big though. Basically, I was bending it up
Dougie: And tell them why.
Danny: Cause I was putting my balls on his [Dougies] face when he was pissed.
Danny: And I was naked.
Tom: Ive drawn on Dougies balls with a permanent marker as well.

What did you draw?

Tom: He was angry and drunk, thrashing around, so I could only get lines and scribbles. And we wrote all over his body, it was quite funny.

Does it all get quite messy when youre on tour together?

Tom: Well, we dont share a room anymore.
Danny: It was quite funny, sharing rooms, wasnt it?
Tom: Yeah, I do miss it.
Harry: You cant watch porn at night on your own, thats the only bummer about sharing a room.

You dont feel comfortable watching it all together?

Dougie: We watch it together, but you cant have a wank.

Have you never had a wank in the same room?

Danny: No. Gone to the toilet and had one. Going for a pooh!
Harry: People used to do that in my school, have a boat race. First person to cum. I was never fucking involved. Its a bit weird.

So whats a night out with you boys like?

Danny: Oh, great fun. The best nights Ive ever had is when we go to a gig and bring everyone back to our house, its so good.
Harry: We pretty much stay up till six oclock and get leathered.


Have you ever woken up in your own vomit?

Dougie: If it wasnt for my hero Harry I was nearly dying.
Harry: Dougie got really pissed on Ouzo and went green and disappeared into the bathroom. He had his head in the loo and was like, Harry dont leave me, Im going to die if you leave me.
Tom: And that was the night we drew on his balls. It was a funny night.
Harry: The bathroom was next to my bedroom, so he was like, Cant I just sleep in your bed, dude? So I was sat on the floor and then he was like, Dude, can you not leave me, can you sleep next to me tonight?
Tom: They didnt get up till about seven, they just napped all afternoon.
Dougie: I still had that fucking shit all over my face.
Tom: We drew glasses and a moustache on him with permanent marker, it was so funny.

Would you ever get your knobs out for a photoshoot?

Tom: Can you imagine us four naked? It would be the most fucking ugly sight.
Harry: Id never get fully naked, Id have to cover my willy up.

Why, are you ashamed of your willy?

Harry: No, not at all, but I think its a bit fucking personal, thats all.
Dougie: Ive got a fanny.

Harry: I dont think men should see us naked, its not a nice sight. Weve got deformed cocks.