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Me and Hemppa were staring the bushes outside the cave, scared what would be there stalking us or waiting to attack us. Hemppa had shot a burst in the bushes and I had woken up in the sounds of shots. I asked, ‘’Why did you shoot? What did you see?’’.
He answered ‘’ I saw something in the bushes, something not humane…’’. I said ‘’ I’ll wake others’’. ‘’No, I think it’s gone away, and I think it had something to do whit that barrack where we slept last night. Remember, we have to get those Stalker’s out of here, that’s what we are paid for’’. ‘’Ok, I keep you company till the others wake up.’’

I remembered well how we got in that situation, deep in the French zone, near Toulouse. There were three of us. Me,’Hemppa’ and Father Anderrson. We never had been in the zone before, and we had no idea what we were going to face or see. We had a small apartment in the centre of Toulouse, town which had been over two million human city before the ‘visit’ at 2004 which created the Zone’s all around the world. Million’s died in matter of second’s and much more died in riots and injuries caused by the visit.


Tämä on pieni osa tulevasta tarinasta jota kirjoitan. Kirjoistus virheitä on melko paljon ja sana muodot osittain päin prinkkalaa.

Voe heleveta... kesä loma tuli ja meni, ja ylihuomen pitäs mennä kouluu... dääm. onneks tossa pääsee softaa pitkästä aikaa kavereitte kaa. Ja on tullut aikaa vietetyksi metrossa.

Hei, juu tästä lähetää syksyllä raksalle opiskelee :D see ya soon lads!

Ensin tätä odotetaan koko koulu vuosi ja sitte ekalla viikolla on tunne että alkais jo koulut!! missä vika???

Kolmen sanan tarina...


Bogo's crazy mad Because of all beers were gone. He is going to kick someone named Yenjin so fucking hard in bed tonight with a 3 legged dog, that he found under his dead hooker collection. Suddenly , pouzo appeared with his salami and began slapping his small monkey then began yodeling. Bogo was excited due to his important ebony hooker. After the sodomy he was relieved he wore protection. Suddenly, 300 Mexicans rushed out of his closet while yenjin was molested by The Orc Warrior Mulag.

Meanwhile, shit was flying through inside of Bogo's hooker infested colan spreading an infectious named Virus junior around the ring . It's very dangerous to look inside, it can kill scorps labedo boner induced comments. So he ran to white ninja because i'm very tired of touching myself inappropriately. Thats what she always used to do, until she caught Super Aids. Now now children settle down. It's not like i'm ganna tell you where to find the secret to eternal fountain of awesome. I will tell how it's gonna make you manly and irresistible to hordes of large, Banana eating monkeys.

Thats not all, you can also go and talk to Doom about your drinking problems and he will suck your dick. Until he skullfucks yenjin enough that his brains splatter enough that zombies mate and reproduce creating ninja dinosaurs that joined Fever and got banned! Unfortunately, the ban caused big fat Miss Joker to slap Yenjin in the big hole of Mole witch were violated by bears middle MW2 tournament, Bogo still has explosive diarrhea from the black whore that rapes him. Pickle pickle pickle bored Sorrow goes to middle school in his underwear only to be... struck by Zeus' in the ass and also in the ear by the Oakland Raiders.

My magic 8-ball told me to pull out my ultra sexy MissJoker blow up doll and go to the bath room and flush it down the toilet. Suddenly, I get up from the ally and and realize my condom broke and child support sucks, and my wife said AgentHawk was sleeping with the fishes, because he ate a big juicy plate of dog shit and he loves the smell of ancient beaver when he sits on a tiny, shiny, little moped. He drives a bad shaped road but he won't eat it for until after the zombies beat the living daylights out of pouzo with an orc warrior's humongous flaccid pecker. Of course that could also mean some aliens from a galaxy far from being civilized, love felatio vertically. Wait a minute... Am I dreaming? Yes, yes I am raging homosexually, so I am totally drunk in and out like a WASP on Krazyklams fishy vagina. Meanwhile, in outerspace my fingers were doing the shocker to spiderman " O and it felt so good he violently orgasmed all over his new strap on dildo.

Ninja was touching some nice round male ass when Kidrobot joined with him. They both left in a tank of waste water that had a retarded gnome swimming recreationally. Afterwards, Doom went sleeping at Pouzo's Ice-Cream Palace, but the gnome sharted all over Doom's head before Ragnarok took his Ak and accidentally dropped a live grenade into Cain's mouth who was hungry. Then he went BC2 Conquest server where he gets an herpes mouth from grenade poisoning. After all that they just left to go to Oprah's House for some crazy wild animal butt sex. When they arrived it was all clear that Oprah was a man and he was gay. Oprah changed names to trick Sc0rphion to make love to his hairy balls. Sc0rphion didn't mind joining in with a teddy bear brother of his

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Vulture-two-six Hunter-Zero-Niner is Hit, Requesting Extraction ASAP at Extraction location Alpha-Niner, Do you copy, Over?

Here Vulture-Two-Six, Sierra Command has denied your request, you are on your own, Over.

What! Vulture-Two-Six Hunter-Zero-Niner Needs that extraction NOW! Send the Chopper! Do You COPY!

Here Vulture-Two-Six All of our extraction Teams are already on duty, Do you Copy. Are you there Echo Leader?
-- Sierra Command here's Vulture-Two-Six We have lost connection whit Echo Leader. What's Your orders? Over.

Heres Sierra Command, Send Lima Company to Extract the Package, if it's not too late.

Roger Sierra Command, Vulture-Two-Six out.

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