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Hyväilin kumiankkaa kännisesti peiton alla. Mummo tykkäsi!

1.NYT OON ?
[ ]Kotona, omassa huoneessa = Huutelin
[ ]Kotona, olohuoneessa = Nuoleskelin
[x]Kotona, keittiössä = Hyväilin
[ ]Kotona, muussa huoneessa = Ajoin takaa
[ ]Kirjastossa = Silittelin
[ ]Muualla= nussin


2. MINKÄ VÄRISET HIUKSESI OVAT ?

[ ]Mustat = pizzakuskia
[x]Vaaleanruskeat = kumiankkaa
[ ]Tummanruskeat = patsasta
[ ]Maantienväriset = haravaa
[ ]Punaiset = varapresidenttiä
[ ]Kirkkaan vaaleat = sähköasentajaa
[ ]Vaaleat = mielenosoittajaa
[ ]Muun väriset = apinaa

3. MISSÄ KUUSSA OLET SYNTYNYT ?

[ ]Tammi = himoissani
[ ]Helmi = hikisenä
[ ]Maalis = villisti
[ ]Huhti = puuskuttaen
[ ]Touko = kikattaen
[x]Kesä = kännisesti
[ ]Heinä = räkättäen
[ ]Elo = puuskuttaen
[ ]Syys = kiemurrellen
[ ]Loka = kännisesti
[ ]Marras = kiimaisesti
[ ]Joulu = villisti


4. MINÄ VUONNA OLET SYNTYNYT ?

[ ]1987 = museossa.
[ ]1988 = autokorjaamolla.
[ ]1989 = suihkukopissa.
[ ]1990 = yleisessä wc:ssä.
[ ]1991 = kännibileissä.
[ ]1992 = kukkapenkissä.
[ ]1993 = museossa.
[ ]1994 = roskiksessa.
[ ]1995 = kaatopaikalla.
[x]1996 - = peiton alla.


5. MINÄ PV:NÄ OLET SYNTYNYT ?

[ ]1 = Sain traumoja.
[ ]2 = Grr!
[ ]3 = Olipahan menoa!
[ ]4 = Villiä!
[ ]5 = Ihkua!
[ ]6 = En ikinä unohda sitä.
[ ]7 = Sanoinkuvaamatonta.
[ ]8 = Fantastista!
[ ]9 = Isi tykkää!
[x]10 = Mummo tykkäsi!
[ ]11 = Miau!
[ ]12 = Aion ottaa uusiksi!
[ ]13 = Sain traumoja.
[ ]14 = Ai että!
[ ]15 = Villiä!
[ ]16 = Grrr.
[ ]17 = Ihkua!
[ ]18 = Isi tykkää!
[ ]19 = Huhhuh.
[ ]20 = Jouduin putkaan.
[ ]21 = Sain kuvani lehden kanteen.
[ ]22 = Sanoinkuvaamatonta.
[ ]23 = Grr!
[ ]24 = Sain traumoja.
[ ]25 = En ikinä unohda sitä.
[ ]26 = Upeaa!
[ ]27 = Kaverini ovat kateellisia.
[ ]28 = Mummo tykkäsi!
[ ]29 = Aion ottaa uusiksi!
[ ]30 = Miau.
[ ]31 = Villi

J U N T T I
~ ~ ~ ~ ~
[ ] omistan traktorin
[ ] käytän kirjavaa tuulipukua
[ ] asun takapajulassa
[x] olen epätietoinen tämänhetkisistä muotivillityksistä
[ ] käyttäydyn huonosti
[ ] puhun jotain murretta
[ ] sukunimeni on juntti
[ ] käytän mainoslippistä
[ ] en välitä ulkonäöstäni
[x] minua on sanottu juntiksi
2/10

Ä L Y K K Ö
~ ~ ~ ~ ~
[x] pärjään hyvin koulussa
[ ] loistan erityisesti matikassa, fysiikassa ja kemiassa
[x] viimeisin keskiarvoni oli väh. 8,5
[x] minulla ei ole vaikeuksia uusien asioiden oppimisessa
[x] olen saanut erityistä huomiota liittyen älykkyyteeni
[/] toisinaan muut ihmiset tuntuvat tyhmiltä kun eivät tajua
[/] minulla on hyvä huumorintaju
[ ] olen hypännyt luokka-asteita yli älykkyyteni vuoksi
[ ] näytän älykkäältä
[ ] osaan taktikoida
5/10

J Ä Ä R Ä P Ä Ä
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
[ ] pidän lujasti kiinni omista mielipiteistäni
[ ] olen aina oikeassa
[ ] asenteitani on vaikea muuttaa
[ ] olen mielestäni itsepäinen
[ ] harvemmin kuuntelen muita
[ ] en välitä muiden mielipiteistä
[ ] jos jotain on päätetty, se pitää
[ ] minua on sanottu jääräpääksi
[ ] olin lapsena hyvin vaikea tapaus
[ ] en suostu kompromisseihin
0/10

B L O N D I
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
[ ] minulla on vaaleat hiukset
[ ] minua on sanottu blondiksi
[x] en aina ymmärrä ihan kaikkea
[ ] löydän itseni usein blondivitseistä
[ ] älykkyysosamääräni lähentelee nollaa
[x] sanon, en ajattele
[ ] kyseenalaistan usein ilmiselviä asioita
[ ] en mä mitää metsää nää ku noi puut on edessä
[ ] olen yksinkertainen
[ ] paris hilton on esikuvani
2/10

L O I N E N
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
[ ] jätä jämät
[ ] lainaan usein rahaa kavereiltani
[ ] olen riippuvainen jostain hklö:stä
[ ] pyrin hyötymään muista
[ ] olen hyödytön
[ ] elän siivellä
[ ] en maksa asumisestani
[ ] olen suorastaan pummi
[x] en käy töissä
[ ] kerjään
1/10

T A I T E I L I J A
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[/] rakastan musiikkia/ kuvista
[ ] ymmärrän taidetta
[ ] .. osaan tehdä sitä myös itse
[ ] harrastan jotain taiteellista
[ ] isona minusta tulee taiteilija
[ ] olen persoonallinen
[ ] käyn taidenäyttelyissä
[ ] mikä vaan voi olla taidetta
[x] tiedän ainakin 5 kuuluisaa taiteilijaa
[ ] taide = elämä
1½/10

A L K O H O L I S T I
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
[ ] viina <3
[ ] juon vähintään kaksi kertaa viikossa
[ ] ilman viinaa ei voi olla hauskaa
[ ] on hienoa kännätä
[ ] alkoon
[ ] äiti anna juomarahaa
[ ] joka viikko pakko päästä baariin
[ ] juon aina itseni känniin
[ ] olen tehnyt viinanhakureissuja viroon
[ ] elämäni on kaatunut viinan takia
0/10

N Ö R T T I
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[x] tietokone <3
[ ] atk-numeroni = 10
[ ] omistan silmälasit
[ ] tiedän mitä tarkoittaa esim rofl ja irl
[ ] käytän konetta päivittäin
[ ] en luopuisi koneestani
[ ] istun koneella lähes 24/7
[ ] harrastan tietokonepelejä
[ ] olen löytänyt kumppanini netistä
[ ] irkkaan
0/10

P E L L E
~ ~ ~ ~ ~
[ ] minulla on kiharat hiukset
[/] olen huvittava
[ ] osaan paljon erilaisia temppuja
[ ] minulla on iso suu ja punainen nenä
[ ] rakastan huvittelua
[ ] hymyilen leveästi 24/7
[ ] osaan heittää viittä keilaa
[ ] olen mukana sirkuksessa
[ ] minua on sanottu pelleksi
[ ] rakastan esillä oloa
½/10

Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted-One moment
Would you capture it or just let it slip?

His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgettin
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's choking, how everybody's joking now
The clock's run out, time's up over, bloah!
Snap back to reality, Oh there goes gravity
Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't give up that
Easy, no
He won't have it , he knows his whole back's to these ropes
It don't matter, he's dope
He knows that, but he's broke
He's so stagnant that he knows
When he goes back to his mobile home, that's when it's
Back to the lab again yo
This this whole rhapsody
He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him

[Hook:]
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo

The soul's escaping, through this hole that it's gaping
This world is mine for the taking
Make me king, as we move toward a, new world order
A normal life is boring, but superstardom's close to post mortem
It only grows harder, only grows hotter
He blows us all over these hoes is all on him
Coast to coast shows, he's know as the globetrotter
Lonely roads, God only knows
He's grown farther from home, he's no father
He goes home and barely knows his own daughter
But hold your nose cause here goes the cold water
His hoes don't want him no mo, he's cold product
They moved on to the next schmoe who flows
He nose dove and sold nada
So the soap opera is told and unfolds
I suppose it's old partner', but the beat goes on
Da da dum da dum da da

[Hook]

No more games, I'ma change what you call rage
Tear this motherfucking roof off like 2 dogs caged
I was playing in the beginning, the mood all changed
I been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage
But I kept rhyming and stepwritin the next cypher
Best believe somebody's paying the pied piper
All the pain inside amplified by the fact
That I can't get by with my 9 to 5
And I can't provide the right type of life for my family
Cause man, these goddam food stamps don't buy diapers
And it's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life
And these times are so hard and it's getting even harder
Trying to feed and water my seed, plus
Teeter totter caught up between being a father and a prima donna
Baby mama drama's screaming on and
Too much for me to wanna
Stay in one spot, another day of monotony
Has gotten me to the point, I'm like a snail
I've got to formulate a plot fore I end up in jail or shot
Success is my only motherfucking option, failure's not
Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got to go
I cannot grow old in Salem's lot
So here I go is my shot.
Feet fail me not cause maybe the only opportunity that I got

[Hook]

You can do anything you set your mind to, man

Intro

1996, the Disfunctional member of the Alkohaliks family
It's XZIBIT, Bring it live, one time, like this

Verse One

Sometimes I wonder if it's all worth my while
Xzibit stay versitile
with Million Dollar lifestyle
and I can feel it as a child growin' up
the niggaz that were real and the niggaz that were scared as fuck
that's why Xzibit only roll with a chosen few
You ain't really real, I can tell when I look at you
So ease off the trigga talk, you ain't killin shit
it's not affecting me or the niggaz that I'm chillin with
I don't believe the hype or buy a Woof ticket
Nigga you make a gang of noise and never seem like a cricket
I guess that's why we never kick it
a lot of niggaz are soft and get tossed tryin to fuck with the liquid
How many niggaz do you know like this?
Also claimin that they're riding but they really turn bitch
It don't make sense
Either you're a soldier from the start
or an actor with a record deal tryin to play the part
like dat

Chorus:

It's a shame
niggaz in the rap game
only for the money and the fame
EXTRA LARGE
It's a shame
niggaz in the rap game
only for the money and the fame
Paparazzi (2x)

Verse Two

I don't need no lights no cameras
just action god dammit
never no superstar
I'm more like a planet
so my composure is kept while others start to sweat
A merchant from the fog with my fucked up dialogue
try to live high on the hog leaves you bankrupt
and niggaz you spent it on, would not give a fuck
now that's deep, how deep, It's deeper than Atlantis
Home of the scandalous
Big Bad Los Angeles
Dangerous, Vandelous
Yo, not to be trusted
so how the fuck is you hard
not being scared by the boulevard
I'm pulling that card and sayin Gin muthafuckar
flowin like liquid, soak it in muthafuckar
I'm breakin it down, my sounds, so crowds are like deaf
from the West
puttin whole counties to the test
it's all in perspective
Breaker one-nine copy
this is for the niggaz gettin caught up in the Paparazzi

Chorus

Verse Three

Niggaz smoke stress and cross dress
but I just play the back
others going through schemes and pipe dreams
for a contract
real tightly rolled, fuck 'em all how I feel
I made a cool half mil
before I had a record deal
there for you look and stare like it's magic
too much of anything can make you an addict
when devils be startin static, forgot the automatic
I set it off straight, I spread hate, then I vacate, but wait
who dare to cross this path
yo, I do ya like math
cut with glass, make a blood bath
so on behalf of all niggaz I get drunk with
smoke a lot of blunts with
I dispose of your punk shit
keep it all in perspective
Carbon Copies gettin caught up in the Paparazzi

Chorus

Yeah! Ladies and gentleman
Broadcastin live to you and yours
It's Mr. X to the Z, Xzibit
Yeah, bouncin, c'mon

The first day of the rest of my life
X stand behind the mic like Walker Cronkite
Y'all keep the spotlight, I'm keepin my rhymes tight
Lose sight of what you believe and call it a night
This ain't the light-weight, cake mix shit that you're used to
Teflon territory you just can't shoot through
You gon shoot who? (Who?) Not even on your best day
Rollin the Wild West way, givin it up
Leavin the whole world stuck not givin a fuck
Laid in the cut, now we break through in the rut
Hennesey and orange juice baby fill up a cup
Quick to grab Mary Jane by the butt and squeeze
Loosen up, let your hair down, and join the festivities
Overcrowd the house like lockdown facilities
Bitches be, quick to give me brains while the pistol range
Goin up and down my dick like the stock exchange

1 - (X) Rearrange the whole game with my rugged sound
(X) Won't even say your own name when I come around
(X) Stay on top but remain from the underground
(X) to the Z and we all in the family

Repeat 1

Ever since Xzibit could spit, been on some pimp shit
Approach every woman like a - potential mistress
Shine bright, make sure that X stay tight
Cause tonight I might meet my next ex-wife
Mr. Big Chief Reefer, Xzibit use his dick like a Visa
I run it through and money come out
Runnin your mouth, I'll have somebody run in your house
Ravel your spouse and have a little fun on the couch
Now you know that it was bound to happen
I came to give you what you lackin
whenever you hear them other niggaz rappin
Rockin chains, stadiums, paladiums, cracked craniums
My whole skeleton is dipped in titanium
Drop-top tinted on twenties
Usin rappers like crash test dummies, stackin real estate and money
It's funny how things change overnight when you thinkin right
I beat the odds like Ike beat on his first wife

Repeat 1 (2x)

What an event, we hardcore a hundred percent
Makin it stick, Los Angeles proudly presents
The real deal, how does it feel? No special effects
Yank the chain off of your neck, demand the respect
Now all your conversations sound strange to me
Seem like everybody around me done changed but me
I stand alone on my own two feet
Stab a track, strangle the beat - Restless, no time for sleep
Niggas be weak, I'm concrete like Benjamin Grimm
It's a very thin line between a foe and a friend
Straight to the chin (Not these niggas again)
Call Doc, bounce to the spot, and slide right in
I ain't tryin to see nothing but progress, regardless
Home of the heartless, move right, remain cautious
Represent nothing but the hustle and struggle
Hennesy, rock plenty of ice, making a double, now SCREAM

Repeat 1 (2x)

[Snoop Dogg]
So there you have it; A-B-C, D-P-G-C
X to the motherfuckin Z
Mr. Xuberant, Xtravagant, Xtrordinary, Xciting, X-a-lotta
X-O with a little bit of Xtisy
X-ing your bitch-ass out if you tryin to test the G
And what's the recipe? Xcalibur weaponry
And we shoot Xceptionally
That there is hot- X marks the spot?
Fuck naw, X spots the marks
Xclamation point, niggaz!

(Hang on) got to go
Preview what they oughtta know
Keep your head down and fucking die
(Wake up) rise and shine
Gotta take another pint
Dig heads and watch out for the night
When the sun comes down and the moon comes up in the sky
The battle of the day and the night

(Kill, kill, kill) go fuck another one
Candlelight burns in a wood so high
On a carpet (flying high) take it down to the other side
The way beyond it may lie
When the moon comes up and is rescuing under the night
The reaper is on the other side

Bodom after midnight
Bodom after midnight yeah! (2x)

Bodom after midnight
Bodom after midnight yeah! (2x)

[X] C'mon
[E] Xzibit!
[X] Yeah..
[E] Ahh, ahh, E-Dub

[Xzibit]
It's that millenium ridiculous flow, I never let go
Niggaz gettin knocked out is part of my show
Let 'em know who they fuckin with yo, a rhyme wrangler
Tri-angular push-up the hillside strangler
Dangle a, nigga by the ankle off the balcony
Now let his punk ass go, look out below (BELOWWWW)
It's a tale of two cities, come out when the sun go down
We officially not fuckin around
Stuck in the ground, fitted with a suit in a pine box
(hah!) with my fresh pressed khakis in a slingshot
So heatbox all day in a nigga face
and all you bitches see the dick that you shoulda ate

[Chorus 2X: Xzibit *singing*]
Call it what you wanna call it
I'm a fuckin Alkaholik
Bring it if you really want it
Ain't gotta put no extras on it!

[Erick Sermon]
Yo, I'm in the zone, and lyrically gone
Got the spot blown, BOOM! Oklahoma
Watch the aroma, catch those who love me
My underground dirty cats on dune buggies
I be the type to take your watch and flaunt it
Kidnap T. Lewis and Jimmy Jam on it
Yo, I bang a nigga head til his neck pop
Do a KRS-One to a "Black Cop"
X and E's, out for cream
Get the money, while you stay broker than Al Bundy
Uhh, give it to y'all, in "Any Given Sunday"
With J. Foxx name the spot, make it hot
(I hate E so much right now!) Blow it down hooker bounce
come off the ropes like J. Snooka
[*X*: Two fly motherfuckers] You can't fuck widdit
Backed by +Open Bar+, so y'all forget it

[Chorus]

[J-Ro]
J-McEnroe, cam smashin, party crashin
I eat MC's like a ration
I'm sockin niggaz in they goatees
I leave you stiffer than that fool on my basketball trophies
I'm in the room with 10 G's, countin ten G's
cause we need a bag of weed (can you smell it?)
Now we need ten dimes, to blow on deez like wind chimes
Time to close the blinds cause you all in mines
I bought a bottle for the session, and did not share it
Drink so much Captain Mo' all I need is a parrot
You took the Alkaholik challenge, and lost your balance
You underground, we under water drinkin liquid by the gallons

[Tash]
Slurred words, double vision, brain bustin, head rushin
Since I'm too drunk to walk, I rock a party on crutches
and still rush the roughest MC who wanna get it
Forget it, it's Likwit, Tha Liks and, Xzibit
Ca-Tash on the blast the final piece to the puzzle
I slap bitches on the ass I slap tits up out the muzzle
I shuffle with the microphone, bang rhymes consistant
You wack and I'm Ca-Tash and that's the motherfuckin difference
For instance, "21 and Over" set your clocks back
(Tick tock tick tock) Still standin where the rocks at
Two-thousand-one, we still young guns that's +Restless+
(Thirty niggaz, sixty hoes) and that's the motherfuckin guestlist!