IRC-Galleria

To be or not to be
'tis no longer a question:
IB, therefore, I suffer.

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"What we don't realize is, this is all just a huge scientific study to find out how much stress kids can be put under before they haul off and kill themselves. The idea is that they give students amounts of work that are impossible to achieve, and periodically add more and more work during times when key projects are due."
- IB student

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"Why wasn't I in on this?!"
- Satan on IB

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I.B is good for people with suicidal tendencies: instead of sitting down at 5pm to start a 2000-word essay and thinking, 'Oh my God, I want to die,' you sit down at 2am to start a 2000-word essay and all you can think is 'Oh my God, I want to sleep.'

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“YOU SHALL NOT PASS!”
- Gandalf on IB

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IB stands for internationally bitch-slapped.

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If you think you're doing the IB, you're wrong. The IB's doing you.

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IB student: " What's the use of girlfriend if you can't get a perfect score for your biology?"

Non IB student : " Now tell me, How do you practise Biology if you can't get a girlfriend?"

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The Five Stages of Death:
Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance

The Five Stages of IB:
Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance