Two irish men were drifting on a life boat.
One of then found a magic lamp and a genie appeared.
Geanie said that he would grant a one wish.
Other irish said:
"Turn whole ocean in to Guiness beer!"
Geanie granted his wish and whole ocean was turned into Beer.
Then the other irish said:
"Nice one dumbass!!! NOW WE HAVE TO PISS IN BOAT!!!!"