IRC-Galleria

Add God, and you have a Johnny Cash album

Add Satan, and you have a Black Metal album

Add toasters, and you have a Bob Dylan album

Add a drunk hobo who's committed a murder and now facing the hard life of an outlaw, and you have a Tom Waits album

Add drugs, and you have a Bob Marley album

Add too long songs and you have a Metallica album

Add a mongoloid vocalist, and you have a KoRn album.

Add political acknowledgement and frozen yoghurt, and you have a System Of A Down album.

Add epileptic drummer and you have an original Napalm Death album.

Add lethal amounts of cocaine and you have a Monster Magnet album.

Add applauses and cheers and you have Type O-Negative live recording

Add compression, compression and just a bit more compression, and you have a Rammstein album.

Remove effects, most of the existing notes, beats and bass frets and you get all the AC/DC albums.

Add one orc and 4 ugly men and you have a Cannibal Corpse album.

Add jesus and his friends and you have a Sonseed album.

Add Jgor and his boyfriends and you have a Exitium Terror demo.

Throw a rock in to a well, record it, and make it 60 min. long and you have a Sunn O))) album.

Add two dozen different effect pedals and have all your instruments play in different time signatures and you have a Tool album.

Add Jules Näveri and you have Profane Omen album

Add cute hyena puppies and you have Profane Omen ep

Add one black guy and hi noises and you have Block Party album.

Add five midgets and give them hardwood boards, and tell them they are instruments, and in 45 minutes you have a new Profane Omen song.

Add god of thunder and a steel bar and you'll have a Thor album

Add a fag and you'll have a Judas Priest album

Add a story about serial killer and you'll have a Slayer album

Add an ad and you'll have a Kiss album

Add some violins and a drunken reindeer and you'll have a Korpiklaani album

Add a real format and you'll have a vinyl.