''Hi, my name is Dean Winchester. IÂ’m an Aquarius, I like long walks on the beach and frisky women. I used to be one hell of an ugly kid, but I grew up to be a handsome devil. I have a little brother, Sam, but heÂ’s not so little really because IÂ’m 6Â’ 1 and heÂ’s still taller than me. He makes me look like a short arse, the freaky Sasquatch.''