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difficult maths problem ... T.T !!Tiistai 27.02.2007 16:05

LOVE + LOVE = ???
answer : big size love

LOVE - LOVE = ???
answer: the begining of love

LOVE * LOVE = ???
answer : many special love

LOVE / LOVE = ???
answer : the only honest love


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...@.@ !! Hihi Haha Hoho Tiistai 27.02.2007 15:32

二个人生活在一起( two human be together),应该是愉快( should be happy),相互理解与信任( understand each other and believe each other)。有一些共同的话题和爱好( have some same topic and hobby),所以希望你是懂得生活的人( so i hope you are a person who know how to have a good life),懂得珍惜感情的人( who know how to love) 。当然我们更应该...( Of course we should also ...)有关本人现在是独身的消息不甚走漏 (about i am still single this information carelessly be known) ,为避免造成哄抢的后果(so get rid of the fighting result)!
所以现特聘老婆一个条件如下( now i especially find myself a couple, should obey the following): 进得了厅堂进不了厨房的不要(Know how to meet new people don't know how to cook , NO WAY ); 进得了厨房进不了厅堂的更不要( know how to cook don't know how to meet new people , NO WAY) 。 小气鬼的不要( care too much money , NO WAY); 穷大方的败家子更不要( only know how to use other people's money , NO WAY ) 。 不洗脚的不要( never wash feet , NO WAY );洗脚不洗脸的更不要 ( wash feet but don't wash face , NO WAY) 。 抽大烟的不要( use drug , NO WAY) ;不懂浪漫的不要( don't know what is romantic , NO WAY) ; 光浪漫不过日子的更不要( only know romantic and don't know how to have normal life , NO WAY ); 不温柔的不要( not smooth , NO WAY ); 不懂爱情的不要( don't know how to love , NO WAY );不会做爱的不要( don't know how to make love , NO WAY) ; 不养娘的不要( don't know how to take care of parents , NO WAY ) ; 养不起孩子的更不要( don't know how to take care of kids , NO WAY )。 留长指甲的不要( who have long nail , NO WAY )。 戴耳环的不要( have too much ear ring , NO WAY ); 染头发的不要( have ring on dick , NO WAY )。赌博的不要( always gamble , NO WAY ); 爱吃零食的更不要( eat chips as meal , NO WAY ) 。 三百棒子打不出个屁的不要( too scilent never talk , NO WAY) ; 老老婆婆静瞎呱话的更要不得( always talk and never stop , NO WAY )。 打人的不要 ( fight with me or bolly me , NO WAY ); 不听老公话的不要( always not listen to me , NO WAY )。不会洗衣服的不要( don't know how to wash clothes , NO WAY );不穿衣服的不要( don't wear clothes , NO WAY) ; 穿衣服邋遢的更不要( wear cloth very stupid , NO WAY) 。 不洗澡的不要( never have shower , NO WAY ) ; 有洁癖的更不要( too clean more clean then me , NO WAY ) 。睡觉打呼噜的不要( snoring when sleeping , NO WAY ); 睡觉不老实占地方的更不要( when sleep always move or kick me off the bed , NO WAY )。 说梦话的不要( talk when have dream , NO WAY ) ; 梦游的更不要( move when sleep , NO WAY )。 撒谎不要( lier , NO WAY) ; 结巴子不要 ( talk very slow , NO WAY ) ; 没鼻梁的不要( nose not too high , NO WAY ) ; 贼眉鼠眼的不要( eyes too small , NO WAY ) 。爱哭的不要( always cry , NO WAY ); 太听她妈的话的不要( listen his mother too much , NO WAY ) ; 脾气太拗的不要( temple too strong , NO WAY )。 工资不上缴的不要(salary don't give me , NO WAY ) ; 攒私房钱的更不要( always hide the money , NO WAY ) 。 不会往自己腰包划钱的不要( don't know how to earn the money , NO WAY );麸皮馒头更不要( too fat , NO WAY )。 走路扭屁股的不要( shaking the ass when u walk , NO WAY )。 不养老的不要( don't have money when turn old , NO WAY ); 光吃老公的更不要(only use my money and don't have money his self , NO WAY )。 爱显美的不要( too good-looking , NO WAY ); 难看的也不要( too ugly , NO WAY ) 。有心给自己戴绿帽子的不要( will fall in love with other girl , NO WAY ) ;不会花钱的不要( don't know how to spend the money , NO WAY ) ; 太浪费的也不要( waste money too much , NO WAY )。 没有钱的不要( really don't have any money , NO WAY ) ; 太有钱的更不要( too rich , NO WAY ) 。 没爹妈的不要( don't have parents, NO WAY ) ; 有爹妈太矫情的也不要( have parents but too picky , NO WAY ) 。 是傻子的不要( idiort , NO WAY );太容易得到的不要( to easy to have sex , NO WAY ) ; 十年追不到的更不要( ten years don't have any sex , NO WAY 。 犯贱的不要( always do something stupid , NO WAY ) ;不会粘人的也不要( always following me , NO WAY )。
非诚勿试( don't try if u are not honest ) ,人妖暂不在考虑之列!!!!( gay is not in the possible list !!!!! )

something is missing .. Tiistai 27.02.2007 12:55

Unbelieveable that have already been here this long time ... haven't get any new thing from china , and haven't meet any my friends there , i miss them ... the meaning of being here is just like this maybe ... i think i am grown up ... even i am still belong to kids level ...but everyone will grown up ...i start to like here , life become regularly , heart become peace , hope i will never grow up , hope i can always be in this second and never move , hope i can know what i have been doing and what will happen in future , nobody knows...
My mind so messy that can't tidy ... what even know what i am thinkig about now ... just this moment when i am writting ...maybe i get sober when it really ended !!!
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