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You know you like Dir en grey too much when…

1) You use up all your shampoo in the shower trying to make your hair look like a Diru member’s.
2) You sit in front of eBay all day and everyday bidding on anything even closely related to Diru.
3) And you win them all.
4) You don't go to school because your thoughts consist of: “Kyo didn’t finish school, why should I?”
5) You listen to Diru so much that you forget how to speak English.
6) You find blood and vomit attractive.
7) You accidentally call your friend Kyo or another member’s name.
8) You spend hours thinking about how Shinya can be so skinny.
9) While watching your favorite TV show, the cast becomes Diru members. (Ex: Kyo becomes Hiei, Kaoru Yuusuke, Totchi Kuwabara (Ouch. >_<), and Die Botan. (O_O)) Shinya?
10) You talk to them even though they aren't there.
11) You try to convert everyone you know to "Diruism."
12) You go through Diru withdrawl if you don't hear them for more than five minutes.
13) Putting anything other than Diru in the CD player seems like a sin.
14) You broke the printer printing Diru stuff.
15) And upon the printer's breaking, you find it does an awesome Kyo impression while choking on jammed paper. (It does. o.o)
16) You try to find just where in your printer Kyo is hiding.
17) And succeed. (0_0; )
18) You cosplay as your favorite member.
19) Everyday.
20) You know all the lyrics, romaji and English, and maybe even kanji, by heart.
21) You name your printer Kyo. (See #15)
22) You dream that you almost/did marry your favorite member.
23) Your mind is constantly wandering off to 'Diru Land', so you find yourself saying things like "I wish I hadn't proke the brinter" because of your lack of attention in the real world.
24) Everything on your computer is Diru related, from the wallpaper to the color scheme to the Winamp and so on.
25) You smack anyone that says Kyo can't sing.
26) Because of that damn mind of yours wandering off into Diru Land, you say smack as "smalck."
27) You finally talk to people, but all you say is Diru related.
28) You try to scare people with Kyo's choking and vomitting noises.
29) But they're so used to it that it doesn't work.
30) So you pull up the most disturbing picture of Kyo you cand find.
31) Then laugh as they freak out and run away.
32) You never get tired of telling your guy friends that "Those hot chicks are guys."
33) All your answers in class have to do with Diru. (Ex: "Who is the president?" "Oh! Oh! Kyo!" "No, try again please." "Kaoru?" "No." "Die!" "-.-")
34) Now the teacher refuses to call on you.
35) So you just sit there and draw chibi Diru guys.
36) And learn nothing. (Looks like #4 might happen...)
37) #4 DOES happen.
38) You would defend your favorite member to the death. (Ex: "Kyo sucks" "ONORE!" -prepares to attack- "Come near me and I'll kill you." "So be it!")
39) You end up killing the other guy, not getting killed yourself. (>_>)
40) Whenever someone asks you what you want for a gift, you reply with the name of your favorite Diru member.
41) You come up with a diesese that relates to your favorite member and diagnose yourself with it. (Ex: Kyoitus. A diagnosed person would be "Kyostic.")
42) You name your pet after a member.
43) You swear that one day you'll get a chihuahua and name it Miyu.
44) You make a list like this.
45) Whenever you hear the word 'die', you freak out and yell "Where!?"
46) Whenever you talk on IM, the conversations always involve Diru.
47) You cook food in the shape of Diru members.
48) You Diru-ify your car.
49) You can remeber every member's birthday, but not your own.
50) You make a Diru member out of Fritos. (-points to the Fritos arranged to look like Kyo-)
51) You are reluctant to eat the Frito man, but you do because you're hungry
52) You say gomen each time you take a bite of the Frito man. (0_o)
53) You carry a water bottle around with you everywhere you go.
54) And it's name is Kyo...
55) You sing along with the songs, no matter how many of the words you don't know.
56) You smack anyone that calls Kyo "kaxxii."
57) You name anything and eveything after a Diru member.
58) You draw chibi Diru guys on EVERYTHING.
59) If you hear one word that is in/reminds you of a Diru song, you burst out singing it.
60) And scare away everyone around you while doing it.
61) You add dance moves to this singing and scare away everyone within a mile's radius.
62) You have a shrine to Diru in your closet.
63) You can listen to the same song over and over again all day.
64) Even when people yell at you to stop listening to the same damn thing.
65) You imagine what your child would look like if you procreated with a Diru member.
66) You kiss the computer screen because of the wallpaper of your favorite member.
67) When your printer almost takes off a finger while you're trying to change the ink cartridge, you yell "Bad Kyo! No! No biting me!"
68) People stare at you like you're a nut because of this.
69) You start to wonder if you can die of Dir en grey overdose.
70) You burst into a giggle fit because you said 'die' in the above sentence.
71) Your friend tells you that 'Kyo' is not a good name for your printer, so you name it 'Kyo-printer' instead.
72) You start to have dreams that Kyo is a soul-sucking vampire that wants your life energy. (It was scary... o.o)
73) You start thinking that if Kyo really was a soul-sucking vampire, that you'd gladly give your life energy to him.
74) You have a sudden interest in wanting to play the same instrument as your favorite member.
75) You tell your parents that if you can't get on the computer to watch all your Diru PVs, you'll die.
76) You say 'die' in a loving voice, and die because they refused to let you on the computer. (You told them...)
77) You refuse to leave the house unless you have your CD player, two extra sets of batteries, and all your Diru CDs with you.
78) You make-up "Diru brand foods." (Ex: Kaoru curry, Kyo cola, Shinya soup, Toshiya turkey sandwich, and Die berry pie.)
79) Most or all of your online names/emails/SNs have to do with Diru.
80) You write the name of your favorite memeber on EVERYTHING.
81) Including yourself.
82) Your homepage when you log on is a Diru site. (Kyo-connection.com! XP)
83) You try to dance like Kyo and seriously injure yourself.
84) You try to dance like Kyo and succeed. (o.o)
85) You make it your life's goal to kidnap Shinya and make him eat more.
86) You decorate EVERYTHING with safety pins.
87) You dye your hair the same color as your favorite member.
89) You tell people that when you grow up, your job will be stalking your favorite Diru member.
90) You claim that a Diru member is your boyfriend.
91) You swear you will love Diru until the day you die.
92) And you're so obsessed now that people believe you.
93) You find yourself involuntarily acting like your favorite member.
94) When your life's goal to make Shinya eat fails, your new goal becomes to go to a live, get onstage, and de-pants Kyo. (Or whichever member you can get a hold of.)
95) You've sang a Diru song in front of a couple hundred people.
96) And they actually liked it.
97) You think about your favorite Diru member every five minutes.
98) Every two minutes.
99) Every second. (o.o)
100) And number one hunderd... You take it upon yourself to never ever call Kyo 'kaxxii' or anything of the sort, because even though he can't hear you say it, he still dislikes being called that.