"Black lady does this homosexual on television!"
"With white man in the middle!"
"What are you doing? You were adjusting your facelift there?"
"Talk to the hand 'cause the wrist is pissed!"
"You've out-gayed me Barrowman!"
"Let's have a gay-off! Ready? Lips pursed, hands on the table aand go."
"I haven't even told my mum yet.."