Angie: Dont you wanna look at the girl with the boobs?
Chris: Nah, I prefer welsh women.
Tony: It's just you and me, sis.
Effy: Fucking wanker.
Tony: Eff, what are you talking about?
Effy: Michelle.
Tony: I tried.
Effy: No. Wanker.
Tony: I said sorry!
Effy: Wanker.
Tony: Effy. I liked it better when you didn't talk.
Effy: ...Wanker.
Sid (to himself): Every time. Every fucking time. "Buy three ounces of weed, Sidney." -Oh, yes sir! "Shove a bag of pill up your ass, Sidney." -Oh, right away! "Come help me save some random bint." -Oh, could I? What have we learned Sidney? Your friends are shit heads.
Maxxie: It's all my fault. I got off with Tony on the Russia trip. I only did it because I fell out with Anwar when he said he hated gays, so I got upset, and Tony said he'd give me head, to cheer me up, you know. And I didn't mean anything, but I lost my head... and then he gave me head. And then we got deported from Russia. And I'm really really sorry for being a slut, ok?
Abigail: I'll kill you, you fucking flatchested cocksucking spastic horsefucker!
*Everyone stares at Jals boobs*
Jal: For christ sake, stop looking at them.
Maxxie: Sorry Jal, but they're, well they're out.
Jal: You're gay for christ sake.
Maxxie: Yeeeeaaah.. *Sits up suddenly* I mean yeah, of course!
Cassie: Maxxie you look really horny.
Maxxie: You can tell?
Tony: My last best mate's Maxxie. He's a bit new, he's a bit cool, he's a bit gay.
Sid: You're grounded until you get her back!
Sid's Dad: What?
Sid: You heard me! No more sunshine for you, sunshine!
Maxxie: He (Anwar) just like switched about me being you know..
Tony: Blonde?
Maxxie: No
Tony: Short?
Maxxie: Gay!
Tony: Shall I give you head?
