1. They always wear protection
2. They have great hands
3. They are used to scoring
4. They have great stamina
5. They find the opening and get it in
6. They never miss the target
7. They know how to use their wood
8. They have long sticks
9.They know when to play rough
10. Because baseball players only know how to hit balls.
And Ladies, as they say...
"IF YOU'RE DATING A HOCKEY PLAYER, RAISE YOUR GLASS. IF YOU ARE NOT, RAISE YOUR STANDARDS."