1) Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing
2) Yo mama so fat sheÂ’s got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.
3) Yo mama so fat she wore a yellow raincoat and people yelled "Taxi!"
4) Yo mama so fat her beeper went off and people thought she was backing up.
5) Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.
6) Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in.
7) Yo mama so fat, when she goes to KFC, she asks for the bucket on the roof
8) Yo mama so fat she donÂ’t fit in this joke
9) Your mums so fat she doesnÂ’t need the internet; sheÂ’s already world wide
10) Yo mamma so fat she was diagnosed with flesh eating bacteria and the doctor gave her 87 years to live