IRC-Galleria

1. [X] I have walked into a glass/screen door.


2. [X] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen.


3. [X ] I have choked on my own spit and thought I were gonna die.

4. [ ] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it.

5. [ ] I type only with my pointer fingers.

6. [x] I have "accidentally" caught something on fire.

7. [ ] I've told a cop to fuck off

8. [x] I have attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidentally
went into my nose, rather than my mouth.


9. [x] I have thought of something funny, and laughed out loud and people looked at me weird.


10. [ ] I've caught myself drooling

11. [ ] I've "accidentally" caused an explosion.

12. [ ] If someone says the word "duty", I can't help but laugh.

13. [X] I've been into a "Do Not Enter" one way road plenty of
times.

14. [X] Sometimes I just...stop thinking & zone out.

15. [X] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow...

16. [X] I just tried to lick my elbow.

17. [x] People often shake their heads and walk away from me.

18. [ ] People often tell me to use my "inside voice"

19. [x] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking.

20. [x] I use my fingers to do simple math.

21. [ ] I've jumped off a moving vehicle

22. [ ] I've eaten a bug for $5 or less.

23. [X] I'm taking this test when I should be doing
something more important.

24. [X] I repost chain letters because I'm scared of what they
threaten will happen if I don't.

25. [x] I've removed my pants when I was with friends.


26. [X] I've ran around naked when I was with friends

27. [x] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time.

28. [x ] I "accidentally break" a lot of things.

29. [X ] My friends know not to use big words on me.

30. [X ] I put my head to the side when I'm confused.

31. [x ] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking about.

32. [ x] I've fallen out of my chair before.

33. [x] When I'm laying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.

Tally up your number of x's. MULTIPLY THAT NUMBER BY 3 TO GET YOUR PERCENTAGE. Repost this as "I am _% stupid"