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Oj oj oj ja LOVAR att dehar e de tuffaste landet nogonsin ja ha vari har bara ett par dagar har men de e sa otroligt snyggt har att ja kan nastan redan lova att dehar e de basta landet nogonsin.. ja har alldri sitt nogot liknande ens pa tv :) nojaa i over morgon ska vi borja kora upp mot auckland till brollopet :) De kommer att ta typ 5 dagar att kora upp for ti ska stanna o murra omkring lite pa alla mojliga stallen :D Men de blir bra imorgon pa morgonen ska ja o ta upp poteter till domnhar typernas mommo o mofa :) ja va dar redan tidigare o mata far o sant.. de va ganska intressant ja va rikit leidit landella dit o horhoile omkring... men de va ganska intressant nog :) men jaa imorgon ska ja rycka poteter for hela mitt hjartta :) juhuu :D imorgon ska vi fara ut pa kvallen sa ska ja traffa aklla hans kompisar o sant, ja hoppas pa nogo bra party brudar sa man slipper o dansa sku vara kiva :D No snart kommer LOtta oxo sa kan man party me henne.. de e allti bra me lite brudar de e sa trakigt o party me bara boys!
Dippadii!

Me and Lotta went to st kilda beach sunbathing, this was on thursday :)
We whore laying there for a while and it was damn hot.. so we went for a little swim.. all of a sudden there was heaps of people looking at something so ofcourse we was a little curious, so we went close to have a closer look..
then we saw a guy guy laying there half in the water half on the beach and this fella where all blue and looked really dead.. We where like, oh my god this guy is really dead.. there where people trying to get his heart going again.. they kept on trying for like half an hour, but it didnt work.. well then finaly the ambulance tooked him away(and i actually tooked a pic of it,heh little nasty but i thought that its not ever day you c u deadguy)
Well exept of that it was a really good day at the beach, even if i got a little burn on my back i did get my tan back aswell..i havent been sunbathing in such a long while and my tan was almost gone!! :(
and i dont really know why im writing in english but its easyer or at least i can write propaly cuz theres no a a and o with dots :D

I gar va de st kilda festival i stkilda.. vi visste int rikit va de va .. sa vi for nu dit o hengaile.. Lotta petra Nyazealand killen anne o marie (Ekenas party brudar).. de va milljontals mannskor pa gatorna o de de va saatans storm blast pagang sa de blaste rask i ogonen helatiden sa man ble riktit irritedad o hett va de oxo.. sa vi sku soka uopp en grassmatta eller park vart de int blaser o vart de e skugga sa att vi sku kuna dricka vin da.. huj.. ja ha druki vin ibland har fast de e akligt o int hor till min image men men bara for att de e typ billigaste sa ha ja drucki lite ladvin nu o da..hah.. no iallafall sen sa borjade vi ga upp med fizroystreet mot paikkona liksom.. De va liksom konserer o tivoli dit nere sa vi gick uppot..sen ringde NyaZealand till sina fotis kompisar o fraga vart dom var pa fest o fraga om vi kunde komma dit o sen sa dom da javisst ja forstass ..hah.. o sa for vi dit.. sen borja vi da ga mot dehar hoghuset som vi tidigare hade statt o stirra pa for de sa sa javla tufft ut.. de va javla party pa en balkong.. de va ju forstass sen da den festen som vi for till.. yeey :D De var en liten appartment men de va sa tufft.. som hade laga plasher o grejer dit liksom..de sag helt ut som en riktitg bar.. sa hade som sa satans stora speakers ute pa balkongen o musicen hordes enda ner till stranden typ.. de va sa tufft fullt med folk stod o dansa pa balkongen o dar nere stod folk o bara titta upp..
I bedroom stod Djn me riktitga dj grejer liksom.. vi trodde faktiskt att de va en bar nar vi stod dar nere.. drack vin o ol o rokte..sen borja vi dansa pa balkongen de va sag javla coolt liksom.. de stod hundratals manniskor nederom o bara titta pa oss.. alla som gick forbi titta up for musicen va sa hogt pa liksom.. o folk bara stanna o stirra.. efter en tid borja de bildas ett dansgolv pa gatan o folk borjade dansa omkring pa gatan.. de va javla mycke folk dar nere.. vi bara stod dar uppe o dansa som pa nan javla scen som nogo kandisar.. eller sa kanndes de nar alla stod nere o titta o heja pa oss liksom.. vi sa helatiden att sahar kanns de o vara britney spears liksom.. de va sjuk fiilis.. oj oj.. denna kansa kommer ja nog alldrig att ha igen.. de e star o forklara dessutom men alltsa ja sager bara WOW! Synd bara att ja har jobb idag for mitt huvu mar int sa bra nu efter allt vin o shit... hah.. no Owen sitter o leker i lekrummet ja hengailer pa datan o dricker dietcoke o forsoker halla mej vaken ja tror no att Owen blir tvungen att si pa film snart sakan ja somna in i soffan.. skont! :)
men men hu illa de an kanns nog sa de va fan vart det.. o vart mycke mer tillomed! :D

Puhelin voi paljastaa yllättäviä asioita. :DD Vastaa rehellisesti!! : ) Millä nimellä esiinnyn puhelimessasi? ;)

Katsele kuva-albumiani ja valitse sieltä yksi parhain/hauskin/kaunein kuva joka on
mielestäsi ylitse muiden tai vaan paras. Siis vain yksi kuva ja linkitä se päiväkirjaani.

Sen jälkeen lisää tämä omaan päiväkirjaasi ja katso, mistä kuvasta muut pitävät eniten.

Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories.

Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth

The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile.

Having nice sex burns 358 calories.

Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories.

Take off her clothes
with her consent.........................12 cal
without......................187 cal

Take off her Bra
With two hands..........................8 cal
With one hand.........................12 cal
With mouth.............................85 cal

Put on Protection
hard ........................... 6 cal
soft..........................315 cal

Foreplay
Looking for target...................8 cal
Finding G spot ......................92 cal
I don't F***ing care.....................0 cal

Entry
Holding her..................12 cal
On the floor.................8 cal

With Different Position
Missionary..........................358 cal
Doggy...........................316 cal
69 lying...............................286 cal
69 standing.............................512 cal
Italian hanger.........................912 cal

Orgasm
Real................................112 cal
Faking................................315 cal

After "O"
Lying in Bed............................18 cal
Hop off the bed............................36 cal
Wondering why she left pissed off...........816 cal

Get dressed
Quiet and calm...........................32 cal
Rushing.........................98 cal
Heard her boyfriend opening the door.............1218 cal
Heard her dad/2 yr old baby sista at the door.............1942 cal
Her mom walking in..............................Priceless!!

001: Real Name –Jonna Sarina Marion Pirtela
002. Nickname – plenty of them Jucy, Jojo, Jonsku, Jonnis
003. Single or taken – Single
004. Zodiac Sign – Gemini
005. Male or Female - ummmm Female :)
006. Elementary School –
007. Favorite Color – green or maybe pink :)
008. How many buddies on your msn list – do i have to count them?
009. Screen name: Jucy
010. Hair Color – brown with blond stikes
011. long or short- long
014. Eye Color – Light blue :)
015. Are you health freak- not really
016. Height – tall enough
017. Do you have a crush on someone - crush..hmm..guess not
018. Do you like yourself – sure i do :)
020. Think you're awesome – jajamensan :) lol
021. Piercings – none
022. Tattoos – no
023. Righty or Lefty – righty

YOUR FIRST'S
025. First piercing – dont have any, i said
026. First best friend – Nicky
027. First Award – dont remember
028. First Sport You Joined – i guess it was indoor soccer
029. First pet - fat friday fuck :)
030. First vacation – somewhere, mm..dont remember.. guess sweden or something..
031. First Concert - no idea
032. First True love - Calle

CURRENTLY
049. Eating – nothing
050. I'm drinking – Ribena
052. I'm about to – get bored soon
053. Listening to - Justin Timeberlake-My love
054. Watching - nothing
055. Waiting For – time to pick up Owen from kinder
057. Wearing – clothes

YOUR FUTURE
058. Want Kids? – yeh sure i do
059. Want to Get Married? – someday
060. Careers in Mind – someone important

WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE PREFERED SEX?
068. Lips or Eyes? - eyes
069. Hugs or Kisses- hugs and kisses
070. Shorter or Taller - taller ofcourse
072. Romantic, Spontaneous – bit of both
073. Nice Stomach or Nice Arms – both
074. Sensitive or Loud – mm..both..i guess
075. Hook-up or Relationship – mm..depends.
076. Abs or Butt - both here again ;)
077. Trouble Maker or Hesitant? – trouble maker

HAVE YOU EVER

079. Drank bubbles- ?
080. Been on FriendWise.com - nope
081. Ran Away From home – as younger yeah
082. Broken any bones - yah
083. Broken Someone's Heart - i guess i have :(
085. Been Arrested – no
086. Turned Someone Down –yes
087. Cried When Someone Died –yeah i have
088. Cried at school – yes

DO YOU BELIVE IN
089. Yourself – yeah
090. Miracles – no not really
091. Love at first sight – maybe
094. Magic – no
095. Heaven – ahh..no?
096. Santa Clause- yeah when i was small
097. Sex on the first date – no
098. Kissing on the First Date – yeh...
099. Angels- no!

LAST QUESTION;
ANSWER TRUTHFULY.

100. Is There one person you would give anything to be with right now? YEAH!

1. [X] I have walked into a glass/screen door.


2. [X] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen.


3. [X ] I have choked on my own spit and thought I were gonna die.

4. [ ] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it.

5. [ ] I type only with my pointer fingers.

6. [x] I have "accidentally" caught something on fire.

7. [ ] I've told a cop to fuck off

8. [x] I have attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidentally
went into my nose, rather than my mouth.


9. [x] I have thought of something funny, and laughed out loud and people looked at me weird.


10. [ ] I've caught myself drooling

11. [ ] I've "accidentally" caused an explosion.

12. [ ] If someone says the word "duty", I can't help but laugh.

13. [X] I've been into a "Do Not Enter" one way road plenty of
times.

14. [X] Sometimes I just...stop thinking & zone out.

15. [X] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow...

16. [X] I just tried to lick my elbow.

17. [x] People often shake their heads and walk away from me.

18. [ ] People often tell me to use my "inside voice"

19. [x] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking.

20. [x] I use my fingers to do simple math.

21. [ ] I've jumped off a moving vehicle

22. [ ] I've eaten a bug for $5 or less.

23. [X] I'm taking this test when I should be doing
something more important.

24. [X] I repost chain letters because I'm scared of what they
threaten will happen if I don't.

25. [x] I've removed my pants when I was with friends.


26. [X] I've ran around naked when I was with friends

27. [x] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time.

28. [x ] I "accidentally break" a lot of things.

29. [X ] My friends know not to use big words on me.

30. [X ] I put my head to the side when I'm confused.

31. [x ] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking about.

32. [ x] I've fallen out of my chair before.

33. [x] When I'm laying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.

Tally up your number of x's. MULTIPLY THAT NUMBER BY 3 TO GET YOUR PERCENTAGE. Repost this as "I am _% stupid"

1. [X] I have walked into a glass/screen door.


2. [X] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen.


3. [X ] I have choked on my own spit and thought I were gonna die.

4. [ ] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it.

5. [ ] I type only with my pointer fingers.

6. [x] I have "accidentally" caught something on fire.

7. [ ] I've told a cop to fuck off

8. [x] I have attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidentally
went into my nose, rather than my mouth.


9. [x] I have thought of something funny, and laughed out loud and people looked at me weird.


10. [ ] I've caught myself drooling

11. [ ] I've "accidentally" caused an explosion.

12. [ ] If someone says the word "duty", I can't help but laugh.

13. [X] I've been into a "Do Not Enter" one way road plenty of
times.

14. [X] Sometimes I just...stop thinking & zone out.

15. [X] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow...

16. [X] I just tried to lick my elbow.

17. [x] People often shake their heads and walk away from me.

18. [ ] People often tell me to use my "inside voice"

19. [x] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking.

20. [x] I use my fingers to do simple math.

21. [ ] I've jumped off a moving vehicle

22. [ ] I've eaten a bug for $5 or less.

23. [X] I'm taking this test when I should be doing
something more important.

24. [X] I repost chain letters because I'm scared of what they
threaten will happen if I don't.

25. [x] I've removed my pants when I was with friends.


26. [X] I've ran around naked when I was with friends

27. [x] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time.

28. [x ] I "accidentally break" a lot of things.

29. [X ] My friends know not to use big words on me.

30. [X ] I put my head to the side when I'm confused.

31. [x ] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking about.

32. [ x] I've fallen out of my chair before.

33. [x] When I'm laying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.

Tally up your number of x's. MULTIPLY THAT NUMBER BY 3 TO GET YOUR PERCENTAGE. Repost this as "I am _% stupid"

1. Keneltä on puhelimessasi oleva vanhin viesti?
- Jonas

2. Millä sanalla alkaa puhelimesi toinen viesti?
- Haha!

3. Rakastatko 7. viestin lähettäjää?
- Joo!

4. Mihin sanoihin päättyy 10. viesti?
- Jo ja saknar dej o sa satan..Hoppas ni nu har de roligt..!

5. Montako saapunutta viestiä sinulla on?
- 162 juuri nyt.

*Mene lähetettyihin viesteihin.

1. Montako lähetettyä viestiä sinulla on?
- 6

2. Millä sanalla alkaa ensimmäinen lähetetty viesti?
- Na..

3. Kenelle on lähetetty 9. viesti?
- De finns igen 9onde

4. Kenelle on lähetetty 2. viesti?
- Niko

5. Milloin viimeisin viesti on lähetetty?
- Eilen illalla


*Mene vastaamattomiin puheiluihin.

1. Onko vastaamaton 1. sinun paras ystäväsi?
- Ei ihan..

2. Onko vastaamaton 4. sinulle sukua?
- No ei.


Mene puhelimen perustilaan, mitä näet?
- Jonna ja meny ja namn ja 2tolppaa akkua jaljella..

Vastaa kysymyksiin kertoen viidennen viestin lähettäjästä. Älä kuitenkaan paljasta hänen nimeään!

Minä vuonna henkilö on syntynyt?
- 87

Onko hänellä ollut jo syntymäpäivä tänä vuonna?
- on

Ovatko hänen vanhempansa eronneet?
- on

Entä mitä he tekevät työkseen?
- ooh pappan skordar akrar.tror ja.. och mamman gor liite allt mojligt.. reseguide och cafee och sant :)

Voiko hän luottaa sinuun?
- Voi..

Luottaako hän?
- en tiiä. luulen niin

Oletko seurustellut kyseisen henkilön kanssa?
- noo tota en ole..

Onko hän sukua sinulle?
- ei

Oletteko ystäviä?
- jepp

Asuuko hän samalla paikkakunnalla kuin sinä?
- jooo..nyt ja kotona..

Missä tapasitte?
- kavereitten kaveri

Onko hänellä kuvia galleriassa?
- juuh

Onko sinulla yhtäkään hänelle omistettua kuvaa?
- no ei

Onko hänellä sisaruksia?
- on

Haastoiko hän sinut tekemään tämän kyselyn?
- nou..