Vaya con Cornholio
Ahhhh . . . is this Nicaragua?
I will take this land for my bunghole.
Long live the almighty bunghole! I am the Great Cornholio.
There will be T.P. for every man.
My people . . . we have bred without T.P.
No man should be without T.P.
Tienay sous parpelles grandoray granendoro!
You can take me, but you cannot take my bunghole. For I have no bunghole.
I am the Great Cornholio.