IRC-Galleria

~Women~

* They smile when they want to scream
* They sing when they want to cry
* They cry when they're happy and laught when they're nervous
* They fight for what they believe in
* They stand up for injustice
* They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there's a better solution
* They go without new shoes so their children can have them
* They go to the doctor with a frightened friend
* They love unconditionally
* They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards
* They're happy when they hear about a birth or a new marriage
* Their hearts break when a friend dies
* They have sorrow at the loss of a family member, yet they're strong when they think there is no strength left
* They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart
* Women come in all SIZES, in all colors and shapes
* They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you
* The heart of a woman is what makes the world spin!
* Women do more than just give birth
* They bring joy and hope
* They give compassion and ideals
* They give moral support to their family and friends
* Women have a lot to say and a lot to give

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It's Good To Be A Woman

* We got off the Titanic first
* We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses
* Taxis stop for us
* We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing
* No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival The Speedo
* We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves
* If we forget to shave, no one has to know
* We can congratulate our teammates without ever touching her rear
* We ever have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there
* We have the ability to dress ourselves
* We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked
* If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot
* There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems
* We'll never regret piercing our ears
* We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes
* We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence, baceuse they aren't listening anyway

So there, it's good to be a woman indeed ;> <3