-"Darling, I...I believe I have to tell you something."
-"What is it honey?"
-"I...I suffer from a rare condition."
-"Oh? Oh honey, it isn't serious is it?"
-"I'm afraid it is darling, you see, I have Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia"
-"You have what?"
-"Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia"
-"What?"
-"Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia"
-"What the fuck is that?"
-"Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia means that I'm insanely afraid of long words"
-"....you know what? Fuck off."