Pick the month u were born
1 - I ate
2 - I needed
3 - I stabbed
4 - I am shirtless with
5 - I killed
6 - I cuddled with
7 - I banged
8 - I SH0T
9 -I peed on/with
10 - I ran naked with
11 - I killed
12- I slept with
Pick the day (number) you were born on
01 - an orange
02 - a dog
03 - a jew
04 - a whore
05 - with a hoe
06 - my lover
07 - Barney the Dinosour
08 - a prostitute
09 - a pickle
10 - a homo
11 - santa claus
12 - an easter egg
13 - a crackhead
14 - a condom
15 - paris hilton
16 - the kool-aid man
17 - a homeless guy
18 - a horse
19 - a stripper
20 - a tens bag
21 - a pornstar
22 - your deeler
23 - my crush
24 - a toothbrush
25 - a jar of honey
26 - a glass of milk
27 - a bowl of cereal
28 - your grandma
29 - a lesbian
30 - a french fry
31 - trrojan man
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing
White - because thats how i role
Black - because im sexy as hell
Pink - because the lil people told me to
Red - because i'm a pimp and ur jealous
Blue - because I have AMAZING boobs
Yellow- because i smashed my head in the refridgerator door.
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - because i love jeremy kyle
Other - because I have double D's
Green - because I'm good in bed
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turquoise - because I have a noodle in my bum hole
Brown - because i had to
Shirtless - because I've got aids
I ate the kool-aid man bacause I'm gay.
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