“I ruin everything. I break everything. Right before you got here I broke his favourite mug and I was trying to glue it back together so he wouldn’t notice, but I just ended up gluing the mug to the table and now he’s going to be really mad.”
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“Is it an animal?”
“No, I’m not 12.”
“We played this game six months ago and you were thinking about robots,”
“Shut up, THOSE WERE REALLY COOL ROBOTS.”