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WOMEN'S ENGLISH

1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?

MEN'S ENGLISH

1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay

Girl:
i love you



-Boy:

yeah i know everyone does!



-Girl:

really?



-Boy:

yeah... everyone of my friends that
are girls tell me that everyday



-Girl:

oh... but am i only your friend?



-Boy:

no... youre my girlfriend... why?



-Girl:

so when i say i love you i really do
mean it



-Boy:

yeah i know you do mean it... its just
that you dont need to tell me that you
love me anymore cuz i know you love me
since the day we been together and i
love you more each and everyday.



-Girl:

......



-Boy:

so wanna go somewhere tonight for our
7th anni?



-Girl:

yeah... where?



-Boy:

i dont know... maybe movie then dinner?



-Girl:

ok



-Boy:

ill pick you up after i get off and
get ready ok?



-Girl:

ok. what time do you get off?



-Boy:

in 2 hours and then i gotta go home
and yeah get ready which takes about
15-20 mintues...



-Girl:

aye... i thought you didnt have work
today...



-Boy:

one of my co-workers called in sick



-Girl:

oh okay! so ill see you around 7:30
then?



-Boy:

yeah! and babe?



-Girl:

yeah?



-Boy:

i love you



-Girl:

i love you too!



-Boy:

ok my manager is like looking at me so
yeah.... i gotta go.



-Girl:

ok bye



-Boy:

bye



****************************



2 hours later...



the guy drives to his girlfriends
house and walks up to the door and
rings bell



-Girl:

hey! (gives a kiss to her boyfriend)



-Boy:

wassup... you ready?



-Girl:

um... wait... let me get my bag and we
can go ok?



-Boy:

ok



they both watched a movie and ate
dinner.... once they were done eating
they head back to the car but before
she got into the car...



-Boy:

wait! can i blind fold you?



-Girl:

why??!



-Boy:

its a suprise



-Girl:

what kind of suprise?



-Boy:

a big one



-Girl:

okay but only if you promise me that
you will hold my hand while we're
driving.



-Boy:

i promise.



-Girl:

ok blind fold me...



so they drove off........... and then
they stoped.



-Boy:

ok we're here!



-Girl:

where?



-Boy:

wait let me walk you to the place!



-Girl:

what place?



-Boy:

somewhere! (and gives a kiss to her on
the lips)



-Girl:

babe!...



the boy walks her to the place



-Boy:

ok.... let me take the blind fold off



-Girl:

where are we?



he takes it off her and she opens her
eyes and sees the view of the city and
at that same spot... thats where he
first asked her to be his
Girlfriend....



-Girl:

omg.... (tears come down)



-Boy:

why are you crying?



-Girl:

this is where you first asked me out...



-Boy:

what are you doing the rest of your
life? (he asked on his knees and after
he says that...behind him... in the
air it says "will you marry me?" in
firworks)



-Girl:

(tears come down faster)



-Boy:

i wasnt at work when you called me...
i was planning this whole thing!



-Girl:

get up!



-Boy:

yeah?



-Girl:

(kisses him)



-Boy:

is that a yes or a no?



-Girl:

yes





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Let's go

She up at the bar, sippin apple mar
body's sick, im interested in learnin who u r
let's blow this place, with a P.C.H. in a foreign car
It's topless with a touch-screen navi, got a crib in the valley
I'm gettin in her head, I'm goin at her hard
Just tell your girls you're sorry, you'll get up with them 2morrow
I'll go pay valet, you go get your coat
we can skip the floor, hit the door, finish my mo lets go

I think I found a winner right here
whisper little somethin in your ear
get it get it, if you wit it (if you wit it)
I push a big whip, we can get off in the rear
do whatever freaky you want to do
yup, i'm in to that too
I know you wit it, so say you wit it
we can skip the floor, hit the door, finish my mo let's go

Let's go
(if you wit it let's go)
Let's go
(say you wit it let's go)
Let's go
(if you wit it let's go)
Let's go
(say you wit it)
Let's go

The liquor got me bent, toss one back again
signal the bartender sent one to you and your friends
I make my way to your table, converstion begins
u like me, if you down we can do it, let's keep it movin
I put my stunnas on, i check my ?
her page was a success so her reception went the same
20 minutes in, 250 in the whole
we can skip the floor, hit the door, finish my mo lets go

I think I found a winner right here
whisper little somethin in your ear
get it get it, if you wit it (if you wit it)


I push a big whip, we can get off in the rear
do whatever freaky you want to do
yup, i'm in to that too
I know you wit it, so say you wit it
we can skip the floor, hit the door, finish my mo let's go

Let's go
(if you wit it let's go)
Let's go
(say you wit it let's go)
Let's go
(if you wit it let's go)
Let's go
(say you wit it)
Let's go

what you waiting fo [x3]
I know you wanna go [x3]
what you waiting fo [x3]
I know you wanna roll [x3]

I think I found a winner right here
whisper little somethin in your ear
get it get it, if you wit it (if you wit it)
I push a big whip, we can get off in the rear
do whatever freaky you want to do
yup, i'm in to that too
I know you wit it, so say you wit it
we can skip the floor, hit the door, finish my mo let's go
skip the floor, hit the door, finish my mo let's go

Let's go
(if you wit it let's go)
Let's go
(say you wit it let's go)
Let's go
(if you wit it let's go)
Let's go
(say you wit it)
Let's go

Let's go