YOU ARE GOING TO BE: "The MILF"
You're going to be the hottie mom that all the kids want to hang out with. You have a way of utilizing your homely hottness to ensure that your children and their friends play nice. Some of the sweetest memories of their childhood will be when you bandage their scrapes and cuts and kiss their booboo's. Enjoy this role, because it'll be a defining phase of your life.