Simpson, Homer Simpson,
He's the greatest guy in his-to-ree
From the, town of Springfield,
He's about to hit a chestnut tree.
AAAAARGGHH!!!
.........
Spiderpig, Spiderpig
Does whatever a Spiderpig does.
Can he swing, from a web?
No he can't, he's a pig.
Look out, he is Spiderpig!
........
Homer: You like it? All I need now is a title. I was thinking about something among the lines 'No beer and no TV makes Homer' something something.
Marge: ...Go crazy?
Homer: Don't mind if I do!
........
(Homer building a grill and dropping the instructions into cement)
The instructions! Oh no! English side ruined, must... use... French side! Le grille? WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!?!
........
Homer: Evening.
Waiter: Yeeeeeeeessss?
Homer: Do you have a table for the mayor?
Waiter: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssss!
Homer: Why do you talk like that?
Waiter: I had a strooooooooke!
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