This man ain't no mother-fuckin' MC I know everything he's got to say against me I am white, I am a fucking bum I do live in a trailer with my mom My boy future is an Uncle Tom I do got a dumb friend named Cheddar Bob Who shoots himself in the leg with his own gun I did get jumped by all six of you chumps And Wink did fuck my girl I'm still standing here screaming "Fuck the Free World!"