Kyo: Just like I'll beat you one of these days!
Yuki : Wait, wait, I think I've heard this one before!
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Shigure : [singing] High school girls, high school girls, all for me! High school girls!
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Ayame: Yuki, let's deepen the bond between us brothers!
Yuki : Before you can do that I'll drown you in the deepest part of that lake.
Ayame: That's right! No matter what happens we'll be together.
Yuki : I'll let you drown alone!
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Shigure : So, anyway, I was wondering if you could stop by the house and take a look at Tohru's cut. That is, if it isn't a problem.
Hatori : No problem. I'll stop by the house this evening.
Shigure : Hmmm? What's this, Hatori? I don't think I ever heard you sound so eager to come over. Could it be you have a secret crush on Tohru?
...
Shigure : I knew it! You naughty, naughty man, you!
Hatori : No, I was simply too amazed by your stupidity to say anything.
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Ritsu: I'm the most useless person I know.
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[Kagura is doing laundry and tries to wring out Kyou's shirt, causing it to rip in two]
Kyo : Tell me what I think just happened didn't just happen!
Kagura: My love!
Kyo : My shirt!
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Hanajima: [reading "Sigh of a Summer Affair", Volume 1, by Shigure Sôma] How sad... love, doomed from the start.
Shigure : Oh, you're reading that? What do you think?
Hanajima: You don't want to know what I think...
Shigure : [afraid] Oh... no?
Hanajima: ...but when is Volume 2 coming out?
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Momiji : Are you sure? Shigure said it hurt really bad.
Hatori : Yes, well, I did that on purpose.
Shigure : Oh, Ha'ri, you're killing me! Why would you be so cruel?
Hatori : It seemed to be the only way to shut you up at the time.
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Kagura: I'm here for Valentines, silly! It's a very important day for lovers to be together!
Kyo : You're not gonna find any lover in this house!
Shigure : Kyo, behave please. I don't want the house getting... you know... smashed.
Kyo : Damn it! I should've left on that journey sooner! How was I supposed to know today was Valentines?
Yuki : It's called a calendar.
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Shigure : Tohru's very cute, in a sweet sort of way.
Hatori : For some reason when you say that it reeks of something illegal.
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Kyo Sohma: [while fighting Black Haru] I'm seriously going to murder you!
Yuki Sohma: [to Tohru] He's not serious.
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Shigure : I picked out the perfect outfit for Thoru to wear when she cleans the house. She's gone to long with out having a decent maid outfit.
Hatsuharu : It's a wonder they haven't locked you up yet.
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Shigure : We have just witnessed a classic example of what I like to call 'misdirected rage.' I believe the technical term is 'being an ass.'
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Manabe: HOW COULD YOU YUKI?! DON'T SAY YOU'LL NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN! YOU INCONSIDERATE FOOL! WE HAVEN"T EVEN HAD A HOT DISCUSSION ABOUT THE QUALITY OF EROTIC VIDEOS YET!
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Yuki: Eh...? Hanajima-san likes shihan?
Hanajima: But.. I'm a bit nervious about having such a large child...
Uo: It'll all work out! Right?!
Kyo: Wait, dammit! There's no way I'd want Hanajima as my mom!
Shigure: So you're all ignoring Kazuma-Dono's feelings?
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Yuki : I commend your discipline.
You.
Stu.
Pid.
Cat.
Kyo : You girly man!
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Haru : I bid you, please take good care of my little Yuki.
Yuki : Wh-what's this all of a sudden...?
Kakeru : Yes! I promise I will make your daughter happy!!
Yuki : Hey...you two! What are you saying? I'm gonna hit you.
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