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~ I'll just pretend to hug you until you get here ~

~ The sword comes out after you swallow it, right? ~

~ I may not look like much, but i'm pro at pretending to be a ninja ~

~ Keep me safe while I sleep ~

~ Did you swallow a magnet too? I feel like I can't pull away ~

~ Teddies don't hug back, but sometimes they're all you've got ~

~ If I can't hear your heartbeat, you're too far away ~

~ I love you, because you're different ~

~ I'm secretly frying your brain cells ~

~ I made you a cookie, but I eated it ~

~ You're so hardcore ~

~ If I promise not to kill you, can I have a hug? ~

~ I can always make you smile ~

~ Even if you were horrifically disfigured in a freak accident and looked like thiiis, i'd still love you ~

~ My favorite thing about eating gummy bears is knowing that they can't fight back
when you bite their heads off~

~ Did you know I love you? ~

~ You won't go to heaven, because You'll make all the other angels look ugly ~

~ Oww! You kissed my eye, buttwipe! ~

~ When I put my lips like this, I want you to kiss me ~

~ My cookie, get away, GET AWAY!! ~