*I think, therefore I am single.
*Everyone keeps telling me that the right guy will come along. I think mine got hit by a truck.
*There are easier things in life than finding a good man.... nailing Jell-o to a tree for instance
*A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle
*If God had wanted women to chase men, he would have made the men worth catching.
*If we can send one man to the moon, why can't we send them all there?