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I did once. And it was a bad one to. Opening weekend of Star Wars The Phantom Menace. After a Friday night of heavy drinking and eating deviled egg horderves at a party, I met my brother for the 10:30 AM showing the following morning. We got there early for center row seats so keep in mind that I had at least 15 people I had to pass with my **** smeared ass in their face before I could make my escape. So anyway, right around the time the pod racer scene comes on I start getting these horrible stomach pains which I misdiagnosed as just gas. This one pain started so I just pushed, hoping to expel a giant fart. The next thing I know my pants exploded. Liquid poop came out of me with such force it was all over my balls and my upper thighs. When I leaned over to my brother to explain what just happened the smell had already hit and he told me to get the **** away from him. I had to poop scoot past at least 15 people before I hit the lobby running all the way to my car and then home for a very long shower and a whole lot more diarrhea. After the show my brother called and he said I cleared out the row. **** ing people just left after only seeing half of the movie they waited 15 years to see. **** ing gross.


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