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Mä koht hajotan kokopaskan! Vitun brilliant hoasin pesulakoneet, 1 niistä täysin rikki (johon upotin mun rahat, ku missään lukenu et se on paskana!!) 2 pesukone, joka vuotaa vittu vettä, eikä mitenkään vähän, ja sit kolmas jossa on ajat varattu vuoteen 2036 asti!!!!

OiOiOi!! Meno ja asenne oli kohdallaan. Monta kymmentä bändiä nähny ja Limp Bizkit oli kyl kieltämättä paras!

"Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water!" :D

Keep on rollin' rollin' rollin'*

Ah! Viiminen viikko koulua, huomenna viel 3 koetta myynti psykologia, asiakas.suht.luominen ja joku grafiikka esitys ja on sit tämäkin suoritettu, ei ehkä ihan kaikki menny niin putkeen ku halusin, mut minkäs sille nyt enään voi..

Lomaki alkaa duunista nyt perjantaina 3kk, jonka jälkeen otan oikeesti hyvin lepposasti. Duunin takia musta on tullu rikkaampi, mut sosiaalisesti paska jätkä :P joka ei oo hirveen hyvä :D

Elokuussa viimistään muutan pois kivikosta so long suckers, stadin spurgut ja sun muut denat saa jäädä steissille :D Muutan takas Itä-Hakkilaan, ku mutsi ja broidi muutta Ranskaan déjeuner baguette :D

Tähtään siihen, et ostan auton nyt kesällä, autol menee jotain ehkä 15-20 minuuttia stadiin.. Ei sinänsä paha diili..

One night two drunks were wandering the town trying to get drinks, but between the two of them, they only had a dollar and change. So the first drunk says, "Hey, I've got an idea - we put our money together and buy a hot dog."

The second drunk, looking at him puzzled, says, "What the hell? I don't want a hot dog; I want a goddamn drink!"

The first says, "I know. We buy the hot dog, stick it down the front of my pants, go into a bar and order our drinks. When the bartender tells us the price, you drop to your knees and suck the hot dog like you're sucking my dick - and the bartender will throw us out and we won't have to pay for anything!"

The second drunk says, "Well, it sounds like a good enough idea to me."

So they buy the hot dog and the first drunk sticks it down his pants. They go into a bar, order two whiskeys, and when the bartender tells them the price, the second drunk drops to his knees and sucks on the hot dog. The bartender throws them out and tells them not to come back.

The drunks go on to hit 19 bars. Finally, the second drunk says, "We've got to switch places 'cause my knees hurt from dropping to the floor."

The first drunk says, "You think that's bad? I lost the hot dog in the third bar!"

Puhdas hard oooonnn :D

Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to put her picture on the milk truck.

Yo mama's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.

Yo mama's so fat, when she dances at a club, she makes the band skip.

Yo mama's so fat, on Halloween she trick or treats two houses at a time.

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Yo mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.

Yo mama's so fat, when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her 5 years to live.

Yo mama's so fat, her picture takes two frames.

Yo mama's so fat, when your dad climbs on top of her, his ears pop.

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Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.

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Yo mama's so fat, the bitch jumped in the air and got stuck.

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Yo mama's so fat, she sat on a dollar and made change.

Yo mama's so fat, her skates went flat.

Yo mama's so fat, when her beeper goes off people think she is backing up.

Yo mama's so fat, when she was born, she didn't get a birth certificate, she got blue prints.

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