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Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to put her picture on the milk truck.

Yo mama's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.

Yo mama's so fat, when she dances at a club, she makes the band skip.

Yo mama's so fat, on Halloween she trick or treats two houses at a time.

Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.

Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

Yo mama's so fat, she fills up the bath tub, and then she turns on the water.

Yo mama's so fat, they had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through.

Yo mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.

Yo mama's so fat, when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her 5 years to live.

Yo mama's so fat, her picture takes two frames.

Yo mama's so fat, when your dad climbs on top of her, his ears pop.

Yo mama's so fat, every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil.

Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.

Yo mama's so fat, when I climbed up on top of her, I burned my ass on the lightbulb.

Yo mama's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot-dogs.

Yo mama's so fat, she DJ's for the ice cream truck.

Yo mama's so fat, when she takes a shower, her feet don't get wet.

Yo mama's so fat, she can't wear Dazzey Dukes. She has to wear Boss Hoggs.

Yo mama's so fat, the shadow of her ass weighs 50 pounds.

Yo mama's so fat, the bitch jumped in the air and got stuck.

Yo mama's so fat, her lipstick comes in a spray can.

Yo mama's so fat, she sat on a dollar and made change.

Yo mama's so fat, her skates went flat.

Yo mama's so fat, when her beeper goes off people think she is backing up.

Yo mama's so fat, when she was born, she didn't get a birth certificate, she got blue prints.

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"I am the one and only Bruce Willis. Don't let all of the other MySpace accounts fool you because I am the only actual Bruce Willis on MySpace. Being Bruce Willis is not easy however. Being this cool and badass is a full time job."

Vittu mikä meininki ja viinan määrä royal onnelas, oltiin vähä sekasin. Cuba libree, vodka fantaa, tequillaa varmaan litran verran ja moscow mulee, oli kyl hieno paikka kieltämättä. Sit pistettiin 70 luku pystyyn ja Niki vähän näytti mallia miten tanssitaan ;D Mut sit ku mentiin röökille niin portsari eka kysy multa "pärjäätsä" -Joah iha vitub jeSh, ilTA VieLa NyoRi " sit se portsari kysy Mikalta "pärjäätsä" - e. "Sä et oo tulos enään sisälle" sit vaan kuulin selän takaa ku mika jotain öris siel "mit vittuu?"

Ah ja kiitos herra taksikuski, nää mun taksi reissut on aina niin hauskoja :D

"voikko pysähtyy?"

-hetki

*pysähdytään ja otan vähän happee ku alko tulee vähä kaamee olo :D*

Pysähdyttiin sit varmaan 100 metrin välein ku mun piti "hengittää"

sit ku oltiin motarilla "ei vittu, nyt on paha"

-ÄLÄ! ODOTA VÄHÄ

*plöps* ja taka ikkuna on maalattu 120km tuntivauhilla :D




PS. en dokaa enään ikinä. ja pss. oltiin kampin mäkis vippejä :D

Ei vittu, että olen taitava... avaimet, kortit, kummatki puhelimet, sinne jäi... No mut voin olla nyt ainaki kaks päivää sohvaperuna ;)