How do I fall asleep?
Step 1: Hang out on internet for far too long
Step 2: Remember homework or project that is due tomorrow
Step 3: Realize I am too tired to work on anything
Step 4: Hang out on the internet for the amount of time it would have taken to complete homework or project
Step 5: Collapse into bed
Step 6: Contemplate waking up early to finish work
Step 7: Worry that I will fail at life
Step 8: Drift into uncomfortable sleep of despair
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