IRC-Galleria

ei tällasia juttuja kello kolmen jälkeen, kiitos:

"Today, the whole world came crashing down on me, so I got some tape and stuck the map back onto the wall. MLIA"

"Today I realized that my daughters have bigger boobs than me. It's
okay though because I'm their Dad. MLIA."

"Today, I met a girl named Unique. She has an identical twin sister. No one else thought it was funny. MLIA."

"Today, my sister was talking about having kids. She said, "Wouldn't it be terrible if you had a kid and it was ugly?" Without missing a beat, my dad said, "Oh, it's not so bad." MLIA"

"This morning, I walked into the kitchen to find my Dad drinking his coffee. When he took a big sip, I told him I was pregnant. He spit it out all over the table. I'm his son. MLIA"

"Yesterday, I was handing out candy to trick or treaters when one child dressed as Indiana Jones came the door. He was carrying a real whip as part of his costume. Naturally, I asked him where he got such a thing. His reply? "My mothers closet." MLIA"


"Today, I finally managed to say "Piii...kaa.." before I sneezed. I was on the subway, and the guy sitting opposite me started laughing really hard and then went: "Your life is average!" I shall never underestimate the power of this website. MLIA"









source: http://mylifeisaverage.com

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