Me: Why? Not special.
Mum: Well why not? Because now you can offically and legally have sex with anyone you just want and now you can get drunk as much as you just want and you can bring so much handosme men to home, how you just like and you can buy legally beer for me without getting in jail and you can make porn and you can use drugs and you can smoke and-
Me: Mum?! What the HELL are you talkin' about? I'm only 15...?`
Mum: Oh, sorry.
Me: I just love my mum. She always thinks about herself- I MEAN ME.
Happy birhday! :)