OK YOU GUYS. Here's a thing to remember for you all: NEVER EVER LET ME NEAR ELECTRONIC DEVICES AGAIN, 'KAY? Doesn't matter what sort of electronic things it is; cameras, computers, you name it. I'LL JUST BREAK THEM IN ONE WAY OR ANOTHER. (I'm good at using them, but handling the thing? Not so great.)
SERIOUSLY. Who the fuck even drops soap on a keyboard? SOAP??!! KILL ME.
*headdeskx1000*