DonÂ’t ride your bike off a ramp thatÂ’s more than three bricks high
DonÂ’t take that candy from the store if you ainÂ’t got the dime
DonÂ’t pick a fight with a little guy that doesnÂ’t talk that much
DonÂ’t pick up a cherrybomb thinkinÂ’ itÂ’s a dud
And donÂ’t sneak out of a 2 story house usinÂ’ bed sheets for a rope
DonÂ’t ask me how I know
Sell your truck while itÂ’s still runninÂ’, save the Jesus off the dash
Say a prayer when you feel like cussinÂ’, save your money - pay with cash
Forget your pride, buy the roses, if youÂ’re sorry tell her so
DonÂ’t drink the water in Mexico
DonÂ’t ask me how I know
DonÂ’t quit your high school football team halfway through the season
DonÂ’t bust your buddy in the nose when you know he didnÂ’t mean it
DonÂ’t lose a girl you love at home for a night in Panama City
DonÂ’t rush off the phone when your Mama calls - you ainÂ’t that busy
Ya oughta make that drive to say goodbye to your grampa ‘fore he goes
DonÂ’t ask me how I know
Forget your pride buy the roses, if you love her tell her so,
DonÂ’t go to Vegas with your heart broke,
DonÂ’t bum your cousin for that first smoke
I'm tellin' ya, don't drink the water in Mexico
Don't ask me how I know
Don't ask me how I know
I just know
sell your truck while it's still runnin', say a prayer when you feel like cussin'
I know.