Mc megis - Randomess Rap
1 2 3 why do u re still here ?
I am funny,I like bunnies, Touch my tummy, i am n Mummy and I take a beat and loop it, I take a beat and choop it,Choop it? What does that mean?I donÂ’t know but i got fat jeans on, And I already said that,I donÂ’t know where my headÂ’s at,IÂ’m colder than a Dairy Queen Blizzard,
This is Lord of the Rings, youÂ’re the hobbit, IÂ’m the wizard
IÂ’m colder than a Dairy Queen Blizzard,
A rebel since I was five, went running with scissors,Fast? Son, that ain’t fast—
IÂ’m rising faster than the price of gasGot no girlfriend, and girls are good for your health,
Know what I mean? Uh, at least I work for myself,
You see me here, kid, and I rhyme crazy,
Used to have a job reading to a rich blind lady,
You rhyme crazy, and sometimes you rhyme lazy,
But I love this rap game, ‘cause rhyming is my baby,
Visually, lyrically IÂ’m known as a mystery,
YÂ’all couldnÂ’t even see me on HDTV,
I am funny,
I like bunnies,
Touch my tummy,
Mummy
I take a beat and loop it,
I take a beat and choop it,
Choop it? What does that mean?
I donÂ’t know but I got fat jeans on,
And I already said that,
I donÂ’t know where my headÂ’s at,
IÂ’m colder than a Dairy Queen Blizzard,
This is Lord of the Rings, youÂ’re the hobbit, IÂ’m the wizard,
IÂ’m colder than a Dairy Queen Blizzard,
A rebel since I was five, went running with scissors,
Maybe you should have come here rocking a better flannel,
Or at least some long pants,
You should have checked the weather channel.
IÂ’m sharp as Samurai swordsÂ…
IÂ’m extra sharp like cheddarÂ…
IÂ’m sharp as a Schick QuattroÂ…
You big now, but you ‘bout to get cut down,
Faster than Star Jones dropping 200 pounds
I recently heard an emcee reference soaring gas prices:
Fast? Son, that ain’t fast—
IÂ’m rising faster than the price of gas
Got no girlfriend, and girls are good for your health,
Know what I mean? Uh, at least I work for myself,
You see me here, kid, and I rhyme crazy,
Used to have a job reading to a rich blind lady,
You rhyme crazy, and sometimes you rhyme lazy,
But I love this rap game, ‘cause rhyming is my baby,
Visually, lyrically IÂ’m known as a mystery,
YÂ’all couldnÂ’t even see me on HDTV,
I know youÂ’ve had a tough year and had some crappy luck,
But why you gotta wear a shirt with Daffy Duck?
1 2 3 why do u re still here ?
I am funny,I like bunnies, Touch my tummy, i am n Mummy and I take a beat and loop it, I take a beat and choop it,Choop it? What does that mean?I donÂ’t know but i got fat jeans on, And I already said that,I donÂ’t know where my headÂ’s at,IÂ’m colder than a Dairy Queen Blizzard,
This is Lord of the Rings, youÂ’re the hobbit, IÂ’m the wizard
IÂ’m colder than a Dairy Queen Blizzard,
A rebel since I was five, went running with scissors,Fast? Son, that ain’t fast—
IÂ’m rising faster than the price of gasGot no girlfriend, and girls are good for your health,
Know what I mean? Uh, at least I work for myself,
You see me here, kid, and I rhyme crazy,
Used to have a job reading to a rich blind lady,
You rhyme crazy, and sometimes you rhyme lazy,
But I love this rap game, ‘cause rhyming is my baby,
Visually, lyrically IÂ’m known as a mystery,
YÂ’all couldnÂ’t even see me on HDTV,
I am funny,
I like bunnies,
Touch my tummy,
Mummy
I take a beat and loop it,
I take a beat and choop it,
Choop it? What does that mean?
I donÂ’t know but I got fat jeans on,
And I already said that,
I donÂ’t know where my headÂ’s at,
IÂ’m colder than a Dairy Queen Blizzard,
This is Lord of the Rings, youÂ’re the hobbit, IÂ’m the wizard,
IÂ’m colder than a Dairy Queen Blizzard,
A rebel since I was five, went running with scissors,
Maybe you should have come here rocking a better flannel,
Or at least some long pants,
You should have checked the weather channel.
IÂ’m sharp as Samurai swordsÂ…
IÂ’m extra sharp like cheddarÂ…
IÂ’m sharp as a Schick QuattroÂ…
You big now, but you ‘bout to get cut down,
Faster than Star Jones dropping 200 pounds
I recently heard an emcee reference soaring gas prices:
Fast? Son, that ain’t fast—
IÂ’m rising faster than the price of gas
Got no girlfriend, and girls are good for your health,
Know what I mean? Uh, at least I work for myself,
You see me here, kid, and I rhyme crazy,
Used to have a job reading to a rich blind lady,
You rhyme crazy, and sometimes you rhyme lazy,
But I love this rap game, ‘cause rhyming is my baby,
Visually, lyrically IÂ’m known as a mystery,
YÂ’all couldnÂ’t even see me on HDTV,
I know youÂ’ve had a tough year and had some crappy luck,
But why you gotta wear a shirt with Daffy Duck?