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Blah, I'm just going to answer this one.

Ok so, 5 objects, eh?

Well:
- a good working pen,- because a pen is mightier than a sword.
- a book,- because imagination needs to get fed as well
- my glasses,- otherwise I'm bliiiind! BLIND!
- my sarcasm,- because you deserve to feel self concious about your intelligence
and finally - my amazing self. For hey,- look at me. You don't stand a chance, bucko!