IRC-Galleria

Loretta broke my heart in a letter
She told me she was leaving and her life would be better
Joan broke it off over the phone
After the tone she left me alone
Jen said she'd never ever see me again
When I saw her again, she said it again

Jan met another man
Leeza got amnesia just forgot who I am
Felicity, said there was no electricity
Emily, no chemistry
Fran ran, Bruce turned out to be a man
Flo had to go; I couldn't go with the flow

Carol Brown just took a bus out of town
But I'm hoping that you'll stick around

(He doesn't cook or clean; he's not good boyfriend material)
Ooh we can eat cereal!
(You'll lose interest fast, his relationships never last)
Shut up girlfriends from the past
(He says he'll do one thing and then he goes and does another thing)
Oh, who organised all my ex girlfriends into a choir and got them to sing?
Who? Who? Mmm, shut up
Shut up girlfriends from the past

Mimi will no longer see me
Britney, Britney hit me
Paula, Persephone, Stella and Stephanie
There must be 50 ways that lovers have left me

Carol Brown just took a bus out of town

Love is a delicate thing it could just float away on the breeze
(He said the same thing to me)
How can we ever know if I'm the right person in this world
(He means he looks at other girls)
Love is a mystery, it does not follow a rule
(This guy is a fool)
(He will always be a boy; he's a man that never grew up)
I thought I told you to shut u-u-up

Mona, you told me you were in a coma
Tiffany, you said that you had an epiphany
Mmm, would you like a little cereal?
Women, who asked this choir of my ex girlfriends?
Was it you, Carol Brown? Was it you, Carol Brown?

Carol Brown just took a bus out of town
But I'm hoping that you'll stick around
Stick around
Stick around.