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Kootut palat--Torstai 13.03.2008 06:05

Parhaimpia kommentteja mita oon kuullu & sanonu yms.

"I'm for pro-choise, unborn babies taste really good. Their bones are so soft that you can eat the whole baby at once!"

"Finns eat babies? That's fucking gross."

"Hell yeah, we also kill the retarted babies, no one wants them"

-mina & joku randomi

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"What's the main religion in Finland?"

"We worship Satan."

-mina & joku randomi

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"I don't know if I believe in dinosaurs but one thing I know for sure, Evolution is fucking bullshit. I ain't no fucking monkey."

- randomi tiimikaveri

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"WHO PUCKED IN THE LAUNDRY BASKET?!"

"Wasn't me, I puked in the toilet next to it"

"There's no toilet here!"

"Oh shit"

- Kristy Harper & mina

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"I burned almost 200 calories today while working out for an hour!..... I was thinking that we'll go to Fazoli's (pikaruokaketju) for dinner."

-host-mom

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"We don't know if your email address will work here so we probably need to hook you up with a new one."

-host-dad

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"I'm using my neighbours WiFi so I'll delete my browsing history and he'll never know that I used it!"

-host-dad

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"I don't need no fucking Viagra shit, I'll send them a nasty ass email and tell them to take me off from their mailing list."

-host-dad

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"Do you celebrate Halloween? I don't celebrate Halloween because Satan was born on that day."

-3-4 luokkalainen

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"Eat a lot of pancakes if you want to lose weight."

-host-mom

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"Do you speak French or Spanish in Finland"

"Neither, we speak Finnish"

"So is it like a combination between French and Spanish?"

-MUSTA TYTTO & mina

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"One officer was telling us about how dangerous it is if you do stupid shit while you're driving. It think it changed how people act while they're driving."

"Well, are you going to stop texting and talking to your phone when you're driving?"

"No, everyone does that!"

-Host-sisko & mina

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"What's Microsoft best known from?"
"XBOX!"

-Rando tytto & mina

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"Did you know that the flood of the Noah's (raamattukertomus isosta tulvasta) actually caused the Earth to tilt on its axis because the mass of the water was so great."

-luokkakaveri

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"Don't mix those noodles with a knife."
"Why the fuck not?"
"The knife will break!"

-mina & host-sisko

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Corrie

where would you be right now if you could drive?

3:10amTimo

ummm
ponchos

!

haha

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