Today, my boyfriend called me 80 times in 5 minutes. I had previously told him I was with my friends. He left me a voicemail proposing saying he loved me to death and he was crying. We've been dating for a week. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me proclaiming she wanted someone more like her "Edward". I asked her who Edward was. She held up a copy her "Twilight" book. She was talking about a fictional vampire. FML
Today, I kissed my girlfriend and she tasted like a cigarette. I don't smoke. She doesn't smoke. My roommate does. FML
Toisinaan se piristää että muilla menee vielä huonommin 8'''''D <3 FUCK MY LIFE.
... Ja aww. Englanninmaikka luulee että mulla on pahanlaatuinen lukihäiriö niin mun ei tarvitse tehdä toista sanakoetta.