IRC-Galleria

[Eminem]Intro
Make my vocals sound sexy,
Come on man, come on man, okaaaay,

[Chorus]
It feels so wrong, does it feel so right? But its alright, it's okay with me.
I'll do my steps all by myself, I don't need nobody to play with me,
But if you just give me a chance, I can put you in a trance the way I dance .
But don't nobody wanna play with me so I'm taking my ball and going home (home).

[Verse 1]
Im that guy man, shove a dime up in my hind end,
And crush it with my butt muscles as I cut vocals,
Slut poke holes in your shirt jump in mud puddles,
While I stomp mud holes in your ass girl lets cuddle,
Blood curdling on your girdle whatll,
I do for my next trick Im feeling wonderful,
I think I might just do something a little less subtle,
Shove a fucking Tonka truck up a little kids butt hole,
Feel the wrath of a psychopath slash Ambassador,
of the Valentines Day massacre slash assassin,
I slash her in ass with an icicle and leave her in a blood bath while I,
Put a catheter in and jump in the bath with her,
In my Spider-Man mask just imagine,
The fun I can have with a strap on,
Stick up a Kim Kardashians ass,
And make the bitch run a triathlon,
Are those pistachios? Damn id like to have some,
Laying on the patio man rolling a fat one,
Shady drop the magic marker put the cap on,
Goddamn man are you that much of an asshole.

[Chorus]
It feels so wrong, does it feel so right? But its alright, it's okay with me.
I'll do my steps all by myself, I don't need nobody to play with me,
But if you just give me a chance, I can put you in a trance the way I dance .
But don't nobody wanna play with me so I'm taking my ball and going home (home).

[Verse 2]
I'm like Houdini,
Tuck my teeny, eenie, weenie between each,
one of my thighs and make it disappear like Houdini.
Make this shit disappear like Tara Ried in a bikini,
Believe me homie you don't know the meaning of a meanie.
They call me the fruit loop from Jupiter,
I'm tryna maneuver the hoover up in your poop shoot, don't move or ya,
Might get it stuck up so fuckin' far up in your uvula,
You ain't gonna know what he was tryna do to your gloutius.
Totally tubular, sniffin' glue through a tube in the studio,
Now who do ya think is more fruitier?
Weenier's smothered in peanut butter,
Pudding on the tube of your eye shadow,
And that'd look nice, you shoulda seen it mother.
I think I put a piece of art on my Visa card,
Then I'll go beat Mischa Barton with some pleasing art?(i have no fucking idea)
And mosy on over to Rosie O'Donnell's, with McDonald's,
Jump in her lap and watch the Sopranos.

[Chorus]
It feels so wrong, does it feel so right? But its alright, it's okay with me.
I'll do my steps all by myself, I don't need nobody to play with me,
But if you just give me a chance, I can put you in a trance the way I dance .
But don't nobody wanna play with me so I'm taking my ball and going home (home).

[Verse 3]
Shady what're ya doin' chewin' on a human?
Grab an aluminum bat and hide a clue in the back room,
And assumin' the fact that that dude's in the back room,
Usin' the bathroom, vacuumin' a raccoon,
Skewin' a rat, a cat, screwin' a baboon.
You shouldn't ask, "What is he doin' with that broom?".
You should be glad he ain't leave you full of stab wounds,
You in a trance, I'm back doing my dance, ooh.
But they're afraid I might get Sarah Palin,
By the hair and make her wear a bathin' suit and take her parasailin'.
Shady why do you gotta pick on the lady for,
Why you make her read 84 bed time stories to you and baby-tard?
'Cause I'm scared, there's monsters under my bed,
Kelly Pickler hid my juicebox under my bassinet,
No wonder my ass is wet, my diaper needs to be changed,
Do you like graffiti dike? Well I can pee-pee and write your name.

[Chorus]
It feels so wrong, does it feel so right? But its alright, it's okay with me.
I'll do my steps all by myself, I don't need nobody to play with me,
But if you just give me a chance, I can put you in a trance the way I dance .
But don't nobody wanna play with me so I'm taking my ball and going home (home).

[Outro]
Fine...Nobody wants to play with me?
Fuck you then...Bitch...
Guys are always mean to me anyways...
All they do is rub gum in my hair and stuff...
You guys are going to make me sad...Im crying..
Im gunna tell my mom...MOMMMMMMMM...

I'm not afraid to take a stand
Everybody come take my hand
We'll walk this road together, through the storm
Whatever weather, cold or warm
Just let you know that, you're not alone
Hola if you feel that you've been down the same road

(Intro)

Yeah, It's been a ride...
I guess i had to go to that place to get to this one
Now some of you might still be in that place
If you're trying to get out, just follow me
I'll get you there

(Verse 1)

You can try and read my lyrics off of this paper before I lay 'em
But you won't take this thing out these words before I say 'em
Cause ain't no way I'm let you stop me from causing mayhem
When I say 'em or do something I do it, I don't give a damn
What you think, I'm doing this for me, so fuck the world
Feed it beans, it's gassed up, if a thing's stopping me
I'mma be what I set out to be, without a doubt undoubtedly
And all those who look down on me I'm tearing down your balcony
No if ands or buts don't try to ask him why or how can he
From Infinite down to the last Relapse album he's still shit and
Whether he's on salary, paid hourly
Until he bows out or he shit's his bowels out of him
Whichever comes first, for better or worse
He's married to the game, like a fuck you for christmas
His gift is a curse, forget the earth he's got the urge
To pull his dick from the dirt and fuck the universe

(Hook)

I'm not afraid to take a stand
Everybody come take my hand
We'll walk this road together, through the storm
Whatever weather, cold or warm
Just let you know that, you're not alone
Holla if you feel that you've been down the same road

(Verse 2)
Ok quit playin' with the scissors and shit, and cut the crap
I shouldn't have to rhyme these words in the rhythm for you to know it's a rap
You said you was king, you lied through your teeth
For that fuck your feelings, instead of getting crowned you're getting capped
And to the fans, I'll never let you down again, I'm back
I promise to never go back on that promise, in fact
Let's be honest, that last Relapse CD was "ehhhh"
Perhaps I ran them accents into the ground
Relax, I ain't going back to that now
All I'm tryna say is get back, click-clack BLAOW
Cause I ain't playin' around
There's a game called circle and I don't know how
I'm way too up to back down
But I think I'm still tryna figure this crap out
Thought I had it mapped out but I guess I didn't
This fucking black cloud's still follow's me around
But it's time to exercise these demons
These motherfuckers are doing jumping jacks now!

(Hook)

I'm not afraid to take a stand
Everybody come take my hand
We'll walk this road together, through the storm
Whatever weather, cold or warm
Just let you know that, you're not alone
Holla if you feel that you've been down the same road

(Bridge)

And I just can't keep living this way
So starting today, I'm breaking out of this cage
I'm standing up, Imma face my demons
I'm manning up, Imma hold my ground
I've had enough, now I'm so fed up
Time to put my life back together right now

(Verse 3)

It was my decision to get clean, I did it for me
Admittedly i probably did it subliminally for you
So I could come back a brand new me, you helped see me through
And don't even realise what you did, believe me you
I been through the ringer, but they can do little to the middle finger
I think I got a tear in my eye, I feel like the king of
My world, haters can make like bees with no stingers, and drop dead
No more beef flingers, no more drama from now on, I promise
To focus soley on handling my responsibility's as a father
So I solemnly swear to always treat this roof like my daughters and raise it
You couldn't lift a single shingle lonely
Cause the way I feel, I'm strong enough to go to the club
Put a ??? and lift the whole liquor counter up
Cause I'm raising the bar, I shoot for the moon
But I'm too busy gazing at stars, I feel amazing and

(Hook)

I'm not afraid to take a stand
Everybody come take my hand
We'll walk this road together, through the storm
Whatever weather, cold or warm
Just let you know that, you're not alone
Holla if you feel that you've been down the same road

Lately IÂ’ve been hard to reach
IÂ’ve been too long on my own
Everybody has a private world
Where they can be alone

Are you calling me?
Are you trying to get through?
Are you reaching out for me?
Like IÂ’m reaching out for you.


IÂ’m just so fucking depressed
I just canÂ’t seem to get out of this slump
If I could just get over this hump
But I need something to pull me out this dump

I took my bruises, took my lumps
Fell down and I got right back up
But I need that spark to get psyched back up
In order for me to pick the mic back up

I donÂ’t know how or why or when
I ended up being in the position IÂ’m in
IÂ’m starting to feel distant again
So I decided just to pick this pen

Up and try to make an attempt to vent
But I just canÂ’t admit or come to grips
With the fact that I may be
Done with rap, I need a new outlet

And I know some shit so hard to swallow
But I just canÂ’t sit back and wallow
In my own sorrow, but I know one fact
IÂ’ll be one tough act to follow
One tough act to follow
IÂ’ll be one tough act to follow
Here today, gone tomorrow
But youÂ’d have to walk a thousand miles


In my shoes just to see
What itÂ’s like to be me
IÂ’ll be you, lets trade shoes
Just to see what it be like to
Feel your pain, youÂ’ll feel mine
WeÂ’ll go inside each otherÂ’s minds
Just to see what we find
Look at shit through each others eyes

DonÂ’t let them say you ainÂ’t beautiful
They can all get fucked, just stay true to you
DonÂ’t let them say you ainÂ’t beautiful
They can all get fucked, just stay true to you


I think I’m starting to lose my sense of humor, everything ‘s so tense and gloomy, I
almost feel like I gotta check the temperature in the room just as soon as
I walk in, Its like all eyes on me, so I try to avoid any eye contact
Cuz if I do that, then it opens a door for conversation, like I want that!
IÂ’m not looking for extra attention, I just want to just like you
Blend in with the rest of the room, maybe just point me to the closest restroom
I donÂ’t need no fucking man servant, Trying to follow me around and wipe my ass
Laugh at every single joke I crack, and half of them ainÂ’t even funny like

“Haa! Marshall you’re so funny man
you should be a comedian god damn”

Unfortunately I am, I just hide behind the tears of a clown
So why donÂ’t you all sit down, listen to the tale IÂ’m about to tell
Hell, we donÂ’t gotta trade our shoes, and you ainÂ’t gotta to walk no thousand miles


In my shoes just to see
What itÂ’s like to be me
IÂ’ll be you, lets trade shoes
Just to see what it be like to
Feel your pain, youÂ’ll feel mine
WeÂ’ll go inside each otherÂ’s minds
Just to see what we find
Look at shit through each others eyes

DonÂ’t let them say you ainÂ’t beautiful
They can all get fucked, just stay true to you
DonÂ’t let them say you aintÂ’ beautiful
They can all get fucked, just stay true to you


Nobody asked for life to deal us
With these bullshit hands weÂ’re dealt
We gotta take these cards ourselves
and flip them donÂ’t expect no help

Now I couldÂ’ve either just sat on my ass and pissed and moaned
Or take this situation in which IÂ’m placed, get up and get my own
I was never the type of kid to wait by the door and pack his bags
Or sat on the porch and hoped and pray for his dad to show up, who never did!

I just wanted to fit in
In every single place
and every school I went
I dreamed of being that cool kid
Even if it meant acting stupid

And aunt Edna always told me
Keep making that face itÂ’ll get stuck like that
Meanwhile IÂ’m just standing there
Holding my tongue trying talk like “this”

Til I stuck my tongue on a frozen stop sign pole at 8 years old
I learned my lesson then, cuz I wasnÂ’t trying to impress my friends no more
But I already told you my whole life story, not just based on my description
Cuz where you see it, from where youÂ’re sitting, its prolly 110 percent different

I guess we would have to walk a mile in each otherÂ’s shoes at least
What size you wear? I wear 10Â’s, lets see if you could fit your feet

[Chorus]
In my shoes just to see
What itÂ’s like to be me
IÂ’ll be you, lets trade shoes
Just to see what it be like to
Feel your pain, youÂ’ll feel mine
WeÂ’ll go inside each otherÂ’s minds
Just to see what we find
Looking through each others eyes

DonÂ’t let them say you ainÂ’t beautiful
They can all get fucked, just stay true to you
DonÂ’t let them say you ainÂ’t beautiful
They can all get fucked, just stay true to you

[Outro : Queen Sample]
Lately IÂ’ve been hard to reach
IÂ’ve been too long on my own
Everybody has a private world
Where they can be alone

Are you calling me?
Are you trying to get through?
Are you reaching out for me?
Like IÂ’m reaching out for you.


Yeah, to my babies, stay strong, dad will be home soon, and to the rest of the world. God gave you them shoes, to fit youÂ… so put them on and wear them and be yourself man, be proud of who you are. Even if it sounds corny, donÂ’t ever let no one tell you, you aint beautifulÂ…